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JHONEN VáSQUEZ I know I say 'retarded' a lot and it's not correct, ... It should be 'retarded American.'
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MALCOLM X Sounds naive respecting someone
who doesn't give a shit about you.
TOBA BETA I’d give just about anything if I could make you care,” he said. “Especially about me.
DIA REEVES Responsibility is just a universally accepted term for slavery, so don't give shit about it.
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL If you're losing, just be a man; be a man and lose as a man.
MARAT SAFIN Kids don't give a shit about clipboards.
DAVID LEVITHAN If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.
JANE AUSTEN There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.
JIM CARREY just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
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JIM HALL A man will renounce any pleasures you like but he will not give up his suffering.
GEORGE GURDJIEFF A man will renounce any pleasures you like but he will not give up his suffering.
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MEHMET MURAT ILDAN If a man has good manners and is not afraid of other people he will get by, even if he is stupid.
DAVID ECCLES A great man even when dead,his name will continue to elicit greatness for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about.
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GEORGES CLEMENCEAU I don't believe he is [mentally retarded]. I don't think there's anything wrong with him.
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ALEXANDRA PETRI Cause sometimes, you just feel tired. Feel weak. And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna jus...
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GARY F EVANS... Every man must die, Jon Snow. But first he must live.
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JON KRAKAUER It's not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong.
JON KRAKAUER You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back.
JON ENGLISH Yeah, that's the ticket.
JON LOVITZ I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM 'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
JON KATZ