Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

There was a kindliness about intoxication - there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of ephemeral and faded evenings.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Always willing to lend a helping hand to the one above him.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.