Here's champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.


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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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MARIA CALLAS
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NIXON JUSTINIANI
Friends will always be there for the party. REAL friends will be there after the party...
BRAY LOVE
Real friends encourage and progress, fake friends discourage and regress.
PELLE
There are no real start-overs, only start-from-heres.
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH
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DAKOTA FULLER
Tell people how it is, be real and be honest.
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JOHN MAIORANA (GIOVANNI)
What I have found is that real friends stand by you.
JEFFREY ARCHER
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REBECCA MCNUTT
That's not FOR REAL.
DEYTH BANGER
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JOHN GREEN
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BEVERLEY MITCHELL
Real family loves you for you. Real friends love you for all that you are. The streets will love you...
TROY GATHERS
There are many sham diamonds in this life which pass for real, and vice versa.
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY
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LINDSEY STIRLING
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CONNOR FRANTA
A friend will fight for the truth, not distort it for their personal gain.
SHANNON L. ALDER
A friend is someone whose face you can see in the dark.
FRANCES O'ROARK DOWELL
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RICHELLE E. GOODRICH
The biggest hurdle is figuring out who your friends are. Your real friends.
ELEANOR MONDALE
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GEORGE MARTIN
A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.
Real friends are t...
JENNIFER WILSON
Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?
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[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel] Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would...
FRIENDS
[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding] Ross: Wow. This is the first time ...
FRIENDS
[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik]
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FRIENDS
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Phoebe : They don't know that we know they know we know.
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Joey to Ross:Well, if you can’t talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now, tell me yo...
FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
She was a promiscuous lady in her younger days.
FRIENDS
[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters] Chandl...
FRIENDS
Chandler [In response to a stupid comment]: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
FRIENDS
[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik] Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore...
FRIENDS
There's definitely an element of fatal attraction here. I think that's great; that's a compliment,
FRIENDS
They eliminated 82 percent of what they originally proposed for critical habitat,
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The Edge Of Texas.
FRIENDS
Mark Twain.
FRIENDS
...Because it is too damn hard, I can't even begin to explain to you how much I gonna miss you. When...
FRIENDS
[Chandler walks in] Joey: You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan.
FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
Mr Heckles: quiet, your disturbing my birds!Rachel: you dont have birdsMr Heckles: i could have bird...
FRIENDS
[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
FRIENDS
I just feel lucky to be able to do things other than that character, you know, other than Rachel (he...
FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
Chandler: Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
FRIENDS
Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
FRIENDS
[to Ross]
Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
FRIENDS
Joey : Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe : Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.
FRIENDS
Chandler: Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster.
FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
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FRIENDS
[Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants]
Ross: C'mon man, just...
FRIENDS
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JACK OSBOURNE
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Real friends stab you in the front.
JONATHAN DAVIS
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LORD LYTTELTON
The things we do for our friends.
DEB BAKER
Adversity does teach who your real friends are.
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD
Real friends are the ones you can count on no matter what.
The ones who go into the forest to f...
MORGAN MATSON
Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one
PROVERB
I'd like to get back to my family and friends - believe it or not, I do have some real friends.
O. J. SIMPSON
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Only after coming across many new faces, I have realized that old friends are the real friends.
QAMAR KHAN QURESHI
Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA
Success will teach you who your real friends are.
GERMANY KENT
In times of adversity, you will realize who is there for you. The struggle is real and those who wal...
ANGIE KARAN
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BILL MAHER
Your friends are there for you to learn from their pain and grow.
MITTA XININDLU
Only when we are thrust into the deepest and most terrible corner of life, do we see our real friend...
ANSUL NOOR
Tough times gets you real friends and others get you tough times.
UNKNOWN
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NERISSA IRVING
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CHARLES RUFF
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EDWARD EVERETT HALE
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them.
EVELYN WAUGH
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TERRENCE REAL
My children speak very good Chinese, and they translate for our American friends.
WENDI DENG MURDOCH
We have become unofficial ambassadors of good health for our family and friends.
LAEL DANDAN
One of the best things we can do for ourselves and for our detained friends is to keep doing our wor...
ALLAN SLATER
The making of friends who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life.
EDWARD EVERETT HALE
Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
LEIGHTON FORD
Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
ALBERT CAMUS
Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
BERNARD MELTZER
In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends
JOHN CHURTON COLLINS

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