Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!

The rain keeps constantly raining,
And the sky is cold and gray,
And the wind in the trees keeps complaining
That summer has passed away; --

May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman

Here's a health to all those that we love, Here's a health to all those that love us, Here's a health to all those that love them - that love those - that love them - that love those - that love us

This dance of death which sounds so musically Was sure intended for the corpse de ballet.

Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart