Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You think, well, I can't cry anymore. You go, 'Oh gee,' and you see that pregnant mom, you see that father who lost a daughter.