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Dennis Miller quote: "Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.


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A few times I wanted to leave my net to move the puck up but I wasn't sure where it was coming from,...
ADAM DENNIS
You can't really change anything game to game so you just try to go in relaxed.
ADAM DENNIS
No, my superstition might be not having any. Come playoff time, you like to get into routines, but t...
ADAM DENNIS
From the start of the year, 40 wins was a goal of mine and it just happened that 41 was the league r...
ADAM DENNIS
That wasn't a friendly thing. He shot the puck down the ice at me so I fired it back.
ADAM DENNIS
I didn't play very well. He's a good goalie and deserved a chance to play. I just feel like I let th...
ADAM DENNIS
Your marriage moves toward a state of isolation. Unless you lovingly and energetically nurture your ...
DENNIS RAINEY
The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.
DENNIS GREEN
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a ...
DENNIS WHOLEY
There's something ugly about the flawless.
DENNIS LEHANE
See, I can talk to the pretty man like a real grown up if I try hard enough.
DENNIS SHARPE
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in ...
DENNIS FRAKES
Writing isn't hard. It isn't any harder than ditch-digging.
PATRICK DENNIS
Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is sex. The other fifty percent is money.
DENNIS RODMAN
A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
JOHN DENNIS
You want to hear about insanity? I was found running naked through the jungles in Mexico. At the Mex...
DENNIS HOPPER
There's a compelling reason to master information and news. Clearly there will be better job and fin...
EVERETTE DENNIS
For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to ...
DENNIS FRANZ
Both the Moral Majority, who are recycling medieval language to explain AIDS, and those ultra-leftis...
DENNIS ALTMAN
My goal in sailing isn't to be brilliant or flashy in individual races, just to be consistent over t...
DENNIS CONNER
How a society channels male aggression is one of the greatest questions as to whether that society w...
DENNIS PRAGER
The larger the state, the more callous it becomes... the colder its heart. It is also true that the ...
DENNIS PRAGER
Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.
DENNIS PRAGER
One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's ...
DENNIS PRAGER
Complexity and profundity have been equated by the academic culture just as fame and significance ha...
DENNIS PRAGER
My tragic view of life... leads me to have little patience with the chronic complaining I hear in mo...
DENNIS PRAGER
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in ...
DENNIS FAKES
Those who believe in nothing are very, very jealous and angry at those who believe in something.
DENNIS PRAGER
Given the amount of unjust suffering and unhappiness in the world, I am deeply grateful for, sometim...
DENNIS PRAGER
In much of the West, the well educated have been taught to believe that they can know nothing and th...
DENNIS PRAGER
Those who are compassionate when they should be tough will be tough when they should be compassionat...
DENNIS PRAGER
If your religion doesn't teach you the difference between good and evil, your religion is worse than...
DENNIS PRAGER
Unhappy, let alone angry, religious people provide more persuasive arguments for atheism and secular...
DENNIS PRAGER
See, how these rascals use me! They will not let my play run; and yet they steal my thunder.
JOHN DENNIS
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else
DENNIS WOLFBERG
Very rarely do people make big compromises with their integrity. Almost every compromise is a small ...
DENNIS PRAGER
I'm not getting involved in sports anymore, except on film. I'm not agile unless a camera...
DENNIS CHRISTOPHER
I was so emotional. Choked up. I could hardly talk all day. I'll be cleaning out my trailer and ...
DENNIS FRANZ
Successful diplomacy is an alignment of objectives and means.
DENNIS ROSS
Even non-democratic allies no longer trust America. Barack Obama has alienated our most important an...
DENNIS PRAGER
The fact is that, except for those very few whose wealth is overwhelmingly or entirely inherited, th...
DENNIS PRAGER
For the Left, affluence is won, not earned.
DENNIS PRAGER
Once enough Americans reacquaint themselves with Americanism, we should promote it to all countries ...
DENNIS PRAGER
My buddies are like, 'You live the most amazing life!' Well, I'm working like a dog. I c...
DENNIS CROWLEY
Since neither black animosity nor the Left's falsehood of 'racial tensions' is based on ...
DENNIS PRAGER
Once one understands that 'racial tensions' is a euphemism for a black animosity toward whit...
DENNIS PRAGER
I have never written that there is a threat of fascism in America. I always considered the idea over...
DENNIS PRAGER
We owe our troops more than rhetoric; we owe them a real plan. The Administration has yet to put for...
DENNIS CARDOZA
Our two biggest rivals had adjusted their whole season to this one aim of beating us. Of course, it ...
DENNIS BERGKAMP
I've been busy for years, buying land, often under pseudonyms, and planting trees on it. All the...
FELIX DENNIS
When I was a kid, we never heard of smog, ozone depletion, acid rain, green house gasses.
DENNIS WEAVER
What is negotiation but the accumulation of small lies leading to advantage?
FELIX DENNIS
There have been huge Muslim demonstrations against cartoons depicting Muhammad and any other perceiv...
DENNIS PRAGER
I learned a lot I wouldn't have learned roaming the streets of Dallas.
DENNIS RODMAN
Poetry is plucking at the heartstrings, and making music with them.
DENNIS GABOR
Happiness is dependent on self-discipline. We are the biggest obstacles to our own happiness. It is ...
DENNIS PRAGER
People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life.
FELIX DENNIS
Whatever feminists may say about their only advocating choices, everyone knows the truth: Feminism r...
DENNIS PRAGER
Yet, while producing increasingly selfish people, the mantra of the Left, and therefore of the unive...
DENNIS PRAGER
With the demise of the biblical religions that have provided the American people with their core val...
DENNIS PRAGER
Corruption is Africa's greatest problem. Not poverty. Not lack of riches. Not racism.
DENNIS PRAGER
There was a time when liberalism was identified with anti-Communism. But the Vietnam War led liberal...
DENNIS PRAGER
In the biblical worldview, the purpose of all creation is to benefit man. This anthropocentric view ...
DENNIS PRAGER
When Jews left Judaism, they didn't stop being religious. They simply swapped God-based Judaism ...
DENNIS PRAGER
For some reason, the evolutionists have not come up with an evolution-based explanation for why huma...
DENNIS PRAGER
The essence of the Hebrew Bible, transmitted by Christianity, is separation: between life and death,...
DENNIS PRAGER
Of all the characteristics needed for both a happy and morally decent life, none surpasses gratitude...
DENNIS PRAGER
Hamas is a terrorist organization dedicated to annihilating the Jewish state. It runs a theocratic t...
DENNIS PRAGER
There is no limit to suffering human beings have been willing to inflict on others, no matter how in...
DENNIS PRAGER
If your religion doesn't teach you the difference between good and evil, your religion is worse ...
DENNIS PRAGER
There's a lot more power in calm than in vituperation.
DENNIS PRAGER
For the Left, tolerance does not mean tolerance. It means first, acceptance. And second, celebration...
DENNIS PRAGER
Complaining not only ruins everybody else's day, it ruins the complainer's day, too. The mor...
DENNIS PRAGER
As you get older and wiser you realize that when people are given anything without having to earn it...
DENNIS PRAGER
This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
DENNIS RODMAN
I think first impressions are important when you pick up a script.
DENNIS FARINA
Rather than dividing the world between good and evil, the Left divided the world in terms of economi...
DENNIS PRAGER
Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or...
DENNIS CROWLEY
Coming back to a television series puts you back in the limelight and gives you a platform for your ...
DENNIS WEAVER
If we had a hydrogen economy worldwide, every nation on earth could create its own energy source to ...
DENNIS WEAVER
We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up...
DENNIS WEAVER
I feel responsible; I feel I've got to do something that will leave the kids a place where they ...
DENNIS WEAVER
When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done!
DENNIS WEAVER

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