Hello, sir. Yes...Uh-huh...Yes...You say that you want to bury your aunt with a Christmas tree in her coffin? Uh-huh...She wanted it that way...I'll see what I can do for you, sir. Oh, you have the measurements of the coffin with you? Very good...We have our coffin-sized Christmas trees right over here, sir.


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A grateful world, nation and cadre of surgeons general who followed in his shadow are forever indebt...
RICHARD CARMONA
But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and...
RICHARD SIMMONS
My way is the sensitive, emotional way, because that's who I am. I try to be the clown and court...
RICHARD SIMMONS
Anybody who has something sensible or worthwhile to say should be able to say it calmly and soberly,...
RICHARD DAWKINS
People from all over the world come to London wanting to make their own mark on it, and they add to ...
RICHARD BRANSON
I can't distract myself enough here, for sketches to a new opera are constantly buzzing around i...
RICHARD WAGNER
I want the market to work if it can, and most of the time it will, but not without some pain.
RICHARD SHELBY
Taking bold action on climate change simply makes good business sense. It's also the right thing...
RICHARD BRANSON
If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because th...
RICHARD LEWIS
In this digital age, it doesn't really matter if you are in Canary Wharf or the Caribbean; there...
RICHARD BRANSON
For eight years, you had the Bush administration with a very interventionist policy, driving into wo...
RICHARD ENGEL
I love Africa, and Ulusaba, our home in South Africa, is pretty special. It's on a rocky hill ov...
RICHARD BRANSON
Time spent in nature is the most cost-effective and powerful way to counteract the burnout and sort ...
RICHARD LOUV
Before sequels became the most reliable way to make a buck, Bond set the standard for lavish serial ...
RICHARD CORLISS
The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discour...
RICHARD DAWKINS
My first car was a 1976 Toyota Corolla Liftback in red, like the one in 'The Blues Brothers.'...
RICHARD HAMMOND
I never accepted the idea that I had to be guided by some pattern or blueprint.
LITTLE RICHARD
The lead dog gets the best view. The rest of the dogs view is butt ugly. Of course, the lead dog is ...
RICHARD SAUNDERS
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature canno...
RICHARD FEYNMAN
I don't know if, at the end of the day, how brave Saddam Hussein would be if he were stripped of...
RICHARD ARMITAGE
My father taught me things about body language that psychologists have been catching up with ever si...
RICHARD GRIFFITHS
I remember the day Richard Nixon won in 1968. That was a time that seemed certain to bring about lon...
RICHARD SCHIFF
Money is the sixth sense that makes it possible to enjoy the other five.
RICHARD NEY
Science is not about control. It is about cultivating a perpetual condition of wonder in the face of...
RICHARD POWERS
Art imitates nature, and necessity is the mother of invention.
RICHARD FRANCK
It has become almost a cliche to remark that nobody boasts of ignorance of literature, but it is soc...
RICHARD DAWKINS
Simplicity, clarity, singleness: these are the attributes that give our lives power and vividness a...
RICHARD HALLOWAY
Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.
RICHARD PRYOR
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
RICHARD PRYOR
I suppose everyone tells little white lies. Quite often they're necessary to make someone feel b...
RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN
Usually by the time I finish a book tour I've just about had it with the book.
RICHARD RUSSO
Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.
RICHARD FORD
To the darkness and the night, the spirits seem to have a natural claim - it is their realm; the bol...
RICHARD JEFFERIES
Experiments suggest that if one particle of Ebola enters a person's bloodstream, it can cause a ...
RICHARD PRESTON
Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would ...
RICHARD GRIFFITHS
Each is like a river that leaves behind its name and shape, the whole course of its path, to vanish ...
RICHARD SELZER
This is a place where you really are what you achieve in Houston, and that's a tremendous boon t...
RICHARD KINDER
And you prate of the wealth of nations, as if it were bought and sold, The wealth of nations is m...
RICHARD HOVEY
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
RICHARD OWEN
Science is not about control. It is about cultivating a perpetual sense of wonder in the face of som...
RICHARD POWERS
I do not have a brain that I long for in dealing with matters of which I am ignorant - that don'...
RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH
We all recall what is or was important to us and are astonished when it slips other people's min...
RICHARD CORLISS
A home movie of a fictional home life, an epic assembled from vignettes, 'Boyhood' shimmers ...
RICHARD CORLISS
Here is a truth that most teachers will not tell you, even if they know it: Good training is a conti...
RICHARD MITCHELL
Training is a good dog, a constant companion and an utterly loyal and devoted friend, and everyone s...
RICHARD MITCHELL
Words never fail. We hear them, we read them; they enter into the mind and become part of us for as ...
RICHARD MITCHELL
Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continui...
RICHARD MCKENNA
Above us was a canopy, the stretching arms of cedar and spruce and Douglas fir. We knew to follow in...
RICHARD PAYMENT
The journey to happiness involves finding the courage to go down into ourselves and take responsibil...
RICHARD ROHR
No question that 'Birdman' is a breathtaking technical achievement, not a stunt. Shot in 30 ...
RICHARD CORLISS
As one may bring himself to believe almost anything he is inclined to believe, it makes all the diff...
RICHARD WHATELY
Listen, buddy, if I could tell you in a minute what I did, it wouldn't be worth the Nobel Prize.
RICHARD FEYNMAN