Hello lamp post, what ya knowin'? I come to watch your flowers growin'. Ain't you got no rhymes for me? do do do do... feelin' groovy.

In some ways, over the last 20 or 30 years, we've avoided nursery rhymes because … they're not politically correct. But you can pick and choose what agrees with your beliefs.

I can't say it, but it rhymes with rich.

as pared as nursery rhymes.

No more rhymes now - I mean it ! Anybody want a peanut.

But who forgives the senior's ceaseless verse, / Whose hairs grow hoary as his rhymes grow worse?