Hell, if someome wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to privide som comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it shoud be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire!
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EDWARD JENNER When I was young, I was the kid who would call my dad from a slumber party to beg him to come pick m... KENDALL JENNER I don't think I need a significant other to be happy because I always like to find that for myse... KYLIE JENNER My little sister Kylie puts an amazing outfit together every day, and it just works for her. For me,... KENDALL JENNER I'm always down to share my secrets, share my beauty tips. Most of the stuff my fans never knew ... KYLIE JENNER I raised my kids kind of old-fashioned - if you don't have something nice to say, then don't... KRIS JENNER I'm strong enough and have a pretty thick skin, but when people go after my kids, I just hit blo... KRIS JENNER I am not a spokesperson for the trans community, I am not. The media kind of projects me as being th... CAITLYN JENNER The next great decathlete is going to be a runner. I still feel that a Dan O'Brien, if he was a ... CAITLYN JENNER It's important for people to recognize that they shouldn't ignore symptoms like shortness of... CAITLYN JENNER Runway is like an adrenaline rush. KENDALL JENNER There are new rumors about me every day. KYLIE JENNER I'm obsessed with Tumblr. I love looking at all the pictures! KENDALL JENNER I try not to be too invasive into my personal life. When I was younger, I used to tweet a lot, every... KENDALL JENNER There's a level of protection you need to give to your kids, and then sometimes you need to just... BRODY JENNER Be yourself. And if you're not accepted by your family, there will be people who will accept you... BRODY JENNER So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single. BRODY JENNER I've been in many relationships in my life and learned a lot from them, good and bad. BRODY JENNER The second that I watched 'Glee' with my brother, I loved it. I fell in love with it and I s... BLAKE JENNER I've written poetry since I was a kid. As the years went on, I got into writing stories and scre... BLAKE JENNER In Miami, I was studying improv as well as acting. Improv is a great tool to have, just for the come... BLAKE JENNER In junior high, I was picked on for being the small skinny kid who enjoyed being in drama. All the d... BLAKE JENNER I really love to run, and then right after, get some good lifting in. Then, of course, follow all th... BLAKE JENNER I really enjoy being behind the camera. A ton of projects I've done that are my most favorite pr... BRODY JENNER I dropped out of college when I was 18 to be in a band. BRODY JENNER I never wanted to rely on my family for money. BRODY JENNER If a guy's talking to you at a club and you're having a long conversation, and then one of y... BRODY JENNER I became super claustrophobic with Hollywood. I don't like Hollywood. I don't like what it r... BRODY JENNER All I care about, to be honest, is surfing. I love surfing more than anything. To me, there's no... BRODY JENNER Once I'm satisfied and I've made enough money where I can afford to live in Malibu, because ... BRODY JENNER A lot of times, I'm traveling or have appointments, so I don't get to work out every day, bu... BRODY JENNER I feel like girls are always fighting guys off at bars, always. Usually girls don't really have ... BRODY JENNER I love Christmas. Christmas is family time. BRODY JENNER I love American muscle cars. It's my thing. BRODY JENNER It's a lot easier to find a friend on television than love. BRODY JENNER Everyone thinks something like 'The Hills' just falls into your lap. It's not true. You ... BRODY JENNER I've always been a person that's totally comfortable with my sexuality and showing my affect... BRODY JENNER My heart really lies in my jewelry line, Archangel. I have really enjoyed watching the company go fr... BRODY JENNER Canadians are the best, they're the best. BRODY JENNER I try my best, but at the same time, I try not to let being out with someone affect my everyday life... KENDALL JENNER Sometimes I just want to be left alone and be a normal kid for, like, five minutes. That's tough... KENDALL JENNER When the time comes for your brain to process the information, the second word comes up faster than ... CAITLYN JENNER 'Esquire Magazine' just gave me 'Father of the Year'. I'll put it right up there... CAITLYN JENNER If you want to call me names, make jokes and doubt my intentions, go ahead, because the reality is I... CAITLYN JENNER I wish I were kind of normal. It would be so much more simple. CAITLYN JENNER When you have a voice, and you have an opportunity at the world level to be able to speak, it has to... CAITLYN JENNER You still think we can go out there, and we can all run the mile in four minutes, you know, your min... CAITLYN JENNER Anti-inflammatories always seemed to work well for my joints, but the problem was you couldn't t... CAITLYN JENNER I have had two knee surgeries on my right knee: that was my jumping leg that I jumped off for years ... CAITLYN JENNER