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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. -- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
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Prepare yourself for the world, as the athletes used to do for their exercise; oil your mind and you...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Ceremony is necessary as the outwork and defense of manners.
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Wear your learning like a watch and do not pull it out merely to show you have it. If you are asked ...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
One should always think of what one is about: when one is learning, one should not think of play: an...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Never seem wiser, nor more learned, than the people you are with. Wear your learning, like your watc...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Loud laughter is the mirth of the mob, who are only pleased with silly things; for true Wit or good ...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners.
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldo...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter.
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Animals are considered as property only. To destroy or to abuse them, from malice to the proprietor,...
SHIRLEY LORD
It is not much matter which we say, but mind, we must all say the same.
LORD MELBOURNE
Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and seem to have the gre...
LORD MELBOURNE
Always be nice to bankers. Always be nice to pension fund managers. Always be nice to the media. ...
LORD HANSON
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least.
LORD CHESTERFIELD
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torm...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.
LORD BURLEIGH
Men will not believe because they will not broaden their minds.
LORD CHESTERFIELD
The criterion of true beauty is that it increases on examination; if false, that it lessens. There i...
LORD GREVILLE
No man tastes pleasures truly, who does not earn them by previous business; and few people do busine...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Most men have more courage than even they themselves think they have.
LORD GREVILLE
Speak of the moderns without contempt, and of the ancients without idolatry.
LORD CHESTERFIELD
I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything.
LORD MELBOURNE
Never hold anyone by the button or the hand in order to be heard out; for if people are unwilling to...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Firmness of purpose is one of the most necessary sinews of character, and one of the best instrument...
LORD CHESTERFIELD