He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years.