He will note his concern, and go into further detail. We're dealing with analysts that work at regulated entities. There are rules that talk about disclosure. People need to properly disclose certain information, and TV analysts typically don't.
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Related His academic work on inflation targeting will be of great comfort to many market analysts and invest... NARIMAN BEHRAVESH Analysts talk about possibilities and impossibility, yet you are the one doing the hustle. OLASOT Because some analysts were taken off and new analysts assigned, we are temporarily suspending covera... PETER ROSE Analysts keep having to pick away at the scab that the patient tries to form between himself and the... JANET MALCOLM Analysts are great at providing data and information that the average buy-side shop doesn't have the... ANGELA KOHLER If you look back, analysts were feeling that margins were going to decline. That hasn't happened, an... HOWARD WHEELDON A few months ago we were in a buoyant market where investors and analysts were willing to be more fo... CAREN TAYLOR Parochialism, poor information architectures, and bureaucratic confusion should not be included amon... CHRISTOPHER BOND More detail to allow analysts to better understand and engage in forecasting would be great. There's... SCOTT KESSLER I think some of the consensus numbers are a little stale some of the estimates that go into that don... JAMES SCHMIDT With the new system at Champlain, I cannot get Social Security numbers of my students. I can't even ... GARY KESSLER Analysts are not way off the mark anymore, so companies don't have to talk them down, CHARLES BLOOD A lot of analysts were skeptical about the feasibility of these numbers. MOSHE KATRI Being a public company ain't fun. Retailers are fleeing for the private universe, because they speak... RICHARD HASTINGS Often regulated industry or people who would benefit from decisions are the only ones with the infor... ELIZABETH GARRETT That also has put pressure on analysts to report favorably on a company in order to maintain access ... ARTHUR LEVITT He paid a visit there; we have 20 analysts there. And our model there is users per household. FRANK GENS We are providing this extra level of detail about the recent property sales to give our shareholders... CHARLES KNIGHT a way to gain and maintain favor with particular analysts. ARTHUR LEVITT It is our understanding that Mr. Libby testified that he was authorized to disclose information abou... PATRICK FITZGERALD His pictures, and hearing him explain it in detail, was pretty cool. There are not a lot of people a... ZACH BRODY Although the company lowered guidance, we expect further downside to (analysts) consensus estimates ... CHRISTOPHER DANELY There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But ... GREG BEHRENDT We're seeing more and more very shocking price increases, and that is somewhat of a disturbing trend... ERIC MELLOUL [But will such balancing acts work? Analysts are doubtful.] No one is doing a great job, ... It's ve... BJORN HANSON The more the analysts are familiar with German corporate governance, the less of a problem they have... BERND PISCHETSRIEDER He has to be more mature dealing with certain situations and dealing with his teammates. He's got to... BRIAN JORDAN when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD [Some analysts doubt that the deal will face any real hurdles before it is finalized.] People vastly... RICHARD KLUGMAN The fake republics are goners; the monarchies have a fighting chance. That's my conclusion after... ELLIOTT ABRAMS Some analysts predict that we're at the peak of this winter's gas prices now. FRED HORNE You are guessing a little bit, but you are taking into account how many customers there are, how fas... GREG VOGEL There is an idea, broadly held on Wall Street, that names with X's are more memorable and tend to ca... CLIVE CHAJET In terms of where Chris was, we had a very long, heart-to-heart talk about that, because that was a ... ALISON BELL For the third quarter, analysts are bringing their estimates down again, but not by as much as norma... JOSEPH ABBOTT The analysts were expecting more of a launch spike than we were, CHRIS LIDDELL They put a lot of the issues to rest, or they attacked them head on. They were much more proactive i... WALTER PRICE Under Clinton, the defiance of world order has become so extreme as to be of concern even to hawkish... NOAM CHOMSKY Perhaps we need to go down there to talk to folks who are reluctant, so that they'll see there are p... JEFFREY BROWN He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts. DOUGLAS ADAMS The retailers are pretty awful but everyone knows that. The retail analysts are waiting to see wheth... ANDREW HOBSON This is what analysts have calculated. It's a number that's out there and we're not arguing with it. DAVID KIRK Most of those guys [analysts] really don't know what's going on. They might know what's going on at ... TONY DUNGY This book is about inspiration. It's about hope. It's about dealing with failure. Dealing with setba... CARL MCNAIR It's pretty shocking that the guys in Europe who cover traditional media will cover Google, wher... DANNY RIMER Freedom without rules doesn't work. And communities do not work unless they are regulated by eti... JUDITH MARTIN Analysts estimate that emerging markets are expected to drive 90 percent of the world's pharmace... DILIP SHANGHVI In the thinking of most analysts, based on the fundamentals, there certainly is enough out there tha... CARL TANNENBAUM Older Americans are perfect telemarketing customers, analysts say, because they are often at home, r... CHARLES DUHIGG I think, actually, we are going to work our backlog down in this quarter and next quarter and the an... ED ZANDER I suspect that there are many analysts anxiously going through their old e-mail files to see if they... CHARLIE CRANE I don't think that Qualcomm has the third-generation cellular market or the CDMA market that the ana... MARC GABELLI Most psychiatrists or analysts are a waste of time BOY GEORGE By law, super PACs are required to disclose their donors. There are groups that have never had to di... BRADLEY A. SMITH Most times, he didn't need to mow his yard that much. He just liked being out there, having people w... STAN PERKINS Most market analysts are holding on to their economic or corporate projections while adopting a wait... CARMEN LEE When people start yammering about artistic responsibility, artists become wary. The subtext of such ... STEVE ERICKSON Small cap companies complain constantly that they are neglected. They have a very tough time getting... BETHANY MCLEAN At Davis Properties, we buy houses, typically that need repair, do the work and resell them. We buy ... RICHARD DAVIS Analysts are worried about the next 12 hours; climate change is way too long-term for them. WILLIAM ANDREWS Now we're in slash and burn time. We think that analysts are going to take down estimates to 5 or 6 ... JOE COOPER You need to expand your horizons around how you're supporting the business supply chain. The people ... BILL HOSTMANN We've made a lot of claims about what we can do, now we issue a challenge to analysts to go and figu... BRIAN BEHLENDORF When an international news organization covers a story in Somalia, Yemen, Sudan or wherever, they wi... WADAH KHANFAR That's part of the 'MyMusic' idea: things that work online are the things that don't... BENNY FINE Our analysts have global, not regional, sector responsibilities and work in an open plan environment... HELENA MORRISSEY I'm going through what exercises there are, monitoring exercise and what intensity to work at. I wil... LAUREN SMITH Analysts say that one reason Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were privatized in the first place was to pr... CHARLES DUHIGG We feel that numbers are not as bad as people think as a few high profile names have reported below ... ED KEON The scheme was designed to mislead analysts and the investing public. ALICE FISHER There are certain rules that need to be stuck to. The club can not let itself be messed around. MATTHIAS SAMMER There are questions that need to be answered in a certain amount of time, and we will practice worki... LAUREL MATEYKA The global financial crisis - missed by most analysts - shows that most forecasters are poor at pric... NOURIEL ROUBINI During the dot-com days, one could take just about any company public and reap fortunes. All you had... VIVEK WADHWA Our concern is that vehicles that were affected by the storm will be turned around and resold to uns... ALLEN CARPENTER There is further work to be done. We must not and will not allow things to go back to what they were... GARY PORTER There's always a risk with these shows that information will leak and certain people will try to tak... ALEX CZAJKOWSKI There are jobs that American citizens will not do. We can talk about why that is. We can talk about ... MICK MULVANEY Counterterrorism analysts have known for years that al Qaeda prepares for attacks with elaborate ... BARTON GELLMAN There is no legal requirement of any public disclosure of a justice's health. And justices are very ... JEFFREY TOOBIN You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Holly... ADAM SANDLER We are dealing with human beings, and human beings always need something more than technically prope... CARDINAL LOZANO [Analysts themselves are getting back to basics, digging further into the numbers behind the numbers... BILL NYGREN The catalyst for this was the sharp rise in the U.S. Producer Price Index, with the 1.9 percent jump... DAVID JONES The catalyst for this was the sharp rise in the U.S. Producer Price Index, with the 1.9 percent jump... DAVID JONES If you can control a mans thinking, you dont have to worry about his actions. If you can determine w... CARTER WOODSON Like everybody else, we have heightened concern about who we release information to. We will provide... BOB SULLIVAN Chris is never happy with his performances. He's a perfectionist, and he always sees something he th... BECKY HARRIS Well, my closest friends are still the ones that I went to school with, but it's nice to go to w... TOM FELTON Go ahead and join if you are interested but be smart about it; you are putting yourself out there (f... ELIZABETH MCDONALD You feel sometimes when you hear analysts and knowledgeable people talking about Iran that they fear... HILLARY CLINTON The cat's out of the bag here with IBM. It's going to affect more than IBM, because Y2K is a concern... BARRY HYMAN Sauces or peppers that arent hot, are like books that dont entretain (or vice versa). JAIME TENORIO VALENZUELA [Analysts said there was no specific news that fueled the downward pressure.] People can always find... ANNE MILLS I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL Our hope as analysts and investors is that this is the beginning of a process and not isolated cases... ANDREW BROWN Brexit was not a coup. Far from it. In the eyes of most analysts, it was a clear sign that people ar... FABRIZIO MOREIRA People think that they are untouchable, but you will probably find that there lives are built around... GARY F EVANS... His attention to detail and tireless work ethic has earned him the respect of his players and fellow... TERRY BRADWAY In cities, people go to work and all walk there together, like some arterial flow. And there's a... ROY HARPER
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CHRIS PINE In any bureaucracy, there's a natural tendency to let the system become an excuse for inaction. CHRIS FUSSELL A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, act... CHRIS JERICHO There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spande... CHRIS JERICHO The point is that when I see a sunset or a waterfall or something, for a split second it's so gr... CHRIS EVANS I play Texas Hold'em on my Blackberry. I have amassed a fortune on that. I have almost 30 millio... CHRIS CORNELL I am just pitifully nostalgic. I can't help but roll my eyes at myself frequently. I mean, I sti... CHRIS LOWELL If you're an American kid, you can't help but be influenced by Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath a... CHRIS CORNELL The violence of war is random. It does not make sense. And many of those who struggle with loss also... CHRIS HEDGES Just remember,' a Marine Corps lieutenant colonel told me as he strapped his pistol belt under his a... CHRIS HEDGES There are always people willing to commit unspeakable human atrocity in exchange for a little power ... CHRIS HEDGES I said we are going to balance an $11 billion budget deficit in a $29 billion budget, so by percenta... CHRIS CHRISTIE I'm much more starstruck by athletes than I am by actors, and I think I saw Kobe Bryant at a bas... CHRIS EVANS I was in the room when Sundar convinced Eric Schmidt that it would be possible to unseat Internet Ex... CHRIS SACCA I drew a lot of inspiration from the Ginuwines, the Ushers, the Michael Jacksons, the James Browns, ... CHRIS BROWN I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so ... CHRIS HARDWICK While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants... CHRIS HARDWICK Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of... CHRIS HARDWICK Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most s... CHRIS HARDWICK Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle... CHRIS PRATT I'm also launching a podcast. Because, I mean, the world desperately needs another podcast, am I... CHRIS SACCA All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. CHRIS HART After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community co... CHRIS ROCK