He who speaks without an attentive ear is mute.

He struck his temples with his fists and screamed: 'Haven't you ever seen a goddam DC converter? You can get them at Radio Shack for three bucks! Are you seriously trying to tell me you couldn't have made a simple DC converter when you can make your tractor fly and your typewriter run on telepathy? Are you?

'Nobody thought of it!' she screamed suddenly.

Hearts are tough, Most times they don't break. Most times they are only bend

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

Fault always lies in the same place: with him weak enough to lay blame.

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.