He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first.

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late.

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare

To Err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.

Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?