He was starting to get inquiries from relatives as to, 'Where's Dad?'

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

You have to do a little bragging on yourself even to your relatives-man doesn't get anywhere without advertising.

No one cares about distant relatives nowadays. They went out of fashion years ago.

If they have relatives in the U.S., then they [the relatives] can petition for them to remain here in the U.S.. They may also be held as material witnesses in a criminal human-smuggling operation.

I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire 'em.