He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.

He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?

I'm sorry that i'm both your umbrella and the rain

A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that "ancient institution" the old one

The Umbrella

Ion Bulbuk has bought an umbrella.
“Knock-knock” – it is a neighbour at the door.
“It is going to rain, Ion. Give me your umbrella, please.”
“It is not in the house,” lied Bulbuk.
It rains…
Bulbuk is walking wet in the yard, for the neighbour to see that the umbrella is not at home. But the neighbour is not watching.
He went in the village for his business.