He was like a sponge.
Woody Guthrie
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A lot of Woody Guthrie's songs were taken from other songs. He would rework the melody and lyric...
JOHN MELLENCAMP We don't need another Woody. Even Bob Dylan knew he couldn't be Woody Guthrie... I like Wood...
BUZZ OSBORNE I have two mini huskies called Woody Guthrie and Edison Guthrie.
DHANI HARRISON What happened to Woody Guthrie, Bob?
BOB DYLAN It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car...
MERLE HAGGARD Even with politics, stuff comes around again. Woody Guthrie would recognize America today.
BILLY BRAGG Who am I helping, what am I breaking, what am I giving, what am I taking?
BOB DYLAN I can remember back as far as age 8, performing with the Boston Folk Song Society. It was a Woody Gu...
FRANK BLACK I came along and was a teenager in the Depression, and nobody had jobs. So I went out hitchhiking, w...
PETE SEEGER Like most kids, I grew up singing 'This Land Is Your Land' in grammar school, but with the m...
STEVE EARLE Growing up, I listened to a lot of American singer/songwriters, so a lot of Tom Waits, Paul Simon - ...
GEORGE EZRA My musical heroes are people like Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie who wrote and sang real songs for re...
TOM CHAPIN I was in my late 20s, in the process of shaping my musical outlook and what I wanted it to be about,...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN My father was a painter. There was a lot of singing. We hung around with a lot of folk musicians. My...
ALAN ARKIN People were talking about songs of the common man in order to make the common man. With Woody Guthri...
ARLO GUTHRIE He's a special freshman. He's like coaching a junior already. He soaks it up like a sponge. He likes...
JOHN BRADY I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI I have no rules left. I don't have to get on the radio. It's wide open for me. The singer-songwriter...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN He felt like an old sponge steeped in paraffin and left in the sun to dry.
DOUGLAS ADAMS This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York Island. From the redwo...
WOODY GUTHRIE If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
WOODY GUTHRIE Take it easy, but take it.
WOODY GUTHRIE Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
WOODY GUTHRIE I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pre...
WOODY GUTHRIE Yes, as through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; Some will rob you with a six-g...
WOODY GUTHRIE Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change...
WOODY GUTHRIE California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see, But believe it or not, you won't find ...
WOODY GUTHRIE If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
WOODY GUTHRIE Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
WOODY GUTHRIE This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York island, From the redwo...
WOODY GUTHRIE I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think tha...
WOODY GUTHRIE This Land Is Your Land
WOODY GUTHRIE You could listen to his songs and actually learn how to live.
WOODY GUTHRIE stupid dumb ass.
WOODY GUTHRIE This Machine Kills Fascists
WOODY GUTHRIE [The show ended as likely everyone in the audience had hoped: with Colvin joining Hiatt for a joinin...
WOODY GUTHRIE As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the ...
WOODY GUTHRIE Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change...
WOODY GUTHRIE Was a great high wall there that tried to stop me, A sign was painted said: "Private Property", But ...
WOODY GUTHRIE This machine kills fascists.
WOODY GUTHRIE It's round the world I've traveled; it's round the world I've roamed; but I've yet to see an outlaw ...
WOODY GUTHRIE I got started in Oklahoma. That's where I was born. Population down there is one-third Indians, ...
WOODY GUTHRIE Woody was great, ... He did a terrific job. He was getting up there in pitches. He had good command,...
BRUCE BOCHY What I'm doing is basically the same as Bob Dylan did with folk songs and Woody Guthrie songs, t...
JUSTIN TOWNES EARLE A sponge sees everything? A sponge sees nothing.
LAWRENCE TIERNEY Nothing was lost on Brian, a real sponge.
FLOYD BANNISTER The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a...
NOAH BAUMBACH What created democracy was Thomas Paine and Shays' Rebellion, the suffragists and the abolitioni...
JIM HIGHTOWER Irish fathers still have certain responsibilities, and by the time my two daughters turned seven, th...
ADRIAN MCKINTY It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL He's like a sponge. He picks up everything. He's an observer. He watches, but he likes to do things ...
FLOYD BANNISTER It's a magpie aesthetic: If something is hideous, that's interesting. It's kind of the s...
MARC JACOBS I was honored he asked me, but I didn't feel bad about turning him down. Woody turned me down as a p...
JERRY GLANVILLE If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE I just adored working with Woody. He was more than I could have ever dreamed of. I'd do it a million...
SCARLETT JOHANSSON I've seen Russ Hochstein block, and he can't, so this is a mismatch, plain and simple. Damien Woody ...
WARREN SAPP I've seen Russ Hochstein block, and he can't, so this is a mismatch, plain and simple, ... Damien Wo...
WARREN SAPP I learned from Bruce Lee, Be like water and Gil Grissom from CSI, Be like sponge.
JAMES DYE I don't think there is a harder worker. He comes early and stays late. He's just a sponge.
LORENZO ROMAR He definitely helped my career. I wanted to be a sponge. I wanted to learn from him.
EDGERTON HARTWELL Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN That was to cinch Woody up for a start in a couple of days.
BUDDY BELL Be a sponge, embrace challenges.
LILY CHATTERJEE I thought he'd be a pretty good prospect. He had the heart and determination to learn. He was kind o...
GEORGE LEON I think I was always a little sponge as a kid, and I was always looking for more information constan...
BRIE LARSON Then about 12 years ago it dawned on me that folk music - the music of Woody Guthrie and Phil Ochs, ...
TOM MORELLO I heard Woody was very promising. He was low- to mid-90s with some of the things he threw. He's not ...
DUSTY BAKER The older a wizard grows, the more silent he becomes, like a woody vine growing over time to choke a...
F.T. MCKINSTRY There is a dark side to Allan Guthrie, but only at the weekends.
ALLAN GUTHRIE I think one probably absorbs things like a sponge and things emerge without your always being aware ...
JEREMY NORTHAM I drink no more than a sponge
FRANCOIS RABELAIS Florida has been a sponge for migrants.
MARC PERRY Try to be a filter, not a sponge.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY [For an actor who was then living in New York, Daniels said, working on a Woody Allen movie was some...
JEFF DANIELS After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER The insulation is like a sponge. When you grab the sheet rock and pull it out, the water just gushes...
JEFF ROLEN play Woody.
KENNETH BRANAGH Is that a burgundy shirt, Woody?
JOHN BUNTING The kid doesn't get tired, and he's a sponge. He wants to learn all the time. Somebody's paying him ...
ART VALERO Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER Woody Allen stayed so good because he never left New York. Howard Stern stayed so good because he ne...
ARTIE LANGE They could be sitting on a giant radioactive sponge.
PAUL GUNTER We did that with people like Chris Rock, Woody Harrelson, and the environmentalist Julia Butterfly H...
ANTHONY KIEDIS My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES Scooby's the greatest cartoon character ever. He isn't cute like Mickey or smart like Bugs o...
JAMES GUNN He didn’t miss much, ... I told Colin when he got here, if he listens to what we tell him, then he...
ROBERT DAVENPORT I kind of like to be a sponge, in a way. So everywhere that I am, I like to keep an open mind and ju...
BETHANY MOTA I like 'Sponge Bob' and 'The Last Airbender.' I like shows where people get creative...
JACKIE EVANCHO Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW We know what to expect from Woody. I love Woody. I still talk to Woody. But when I go out there to f...
ALBERT PUJOLS They're trying to squeeze a sponge that's already pretty dry,
BEN MILLER This was an excellent high school game. Josh Berry and Woody Orne had great games.
DON SHOWALTER Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet ...
AESCHYLUS Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet ...
AESCHYLUS Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know...
STEVE CARELL I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN If you use a sponge, you should throw it out everyday.
JAIME SARK Woody, a commander can be wrong, but never uncertain.
ARTHUR C. CLARKE Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT There's a view of Montana writing that seems stage-managed by the Chamber of Commerce - it's...
THOMAS MCGUANE
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This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York Island. From the redwo...
WOODY GUTHRIE If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
WOODY GUTHRIE Take it easy, but take it.
WOODY GUTHRIE Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
WOODY GUTHRIE I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pre...
WOODY GUTHRIE Yes, as through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; Some will rob you with a six-g...
WOODY GUTHRIE Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change...
WOODY GUTHRIE California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see, But believe it or not, you won't find ...
WOODY GUTHRIE If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
WOODY GUTHRIE Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
WOODY GUTHRIE This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York island, From the redwo...
WOODY GUTHRIE I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think tha...
WOODY GUTHRIE This Land Is Your Land
WOODY GUTHRIE You could listen to his songs and actually learn how to live.
WOODY GUTHRIE stupid dumb ass.
WOODY GUTHRIE This Machine Kills Fascists
WOODY GUTHRIE [The show ended as likely everyone in the audience had hoped: with Colvin joining Hiatt for a joinin...
WOODY GUTHRIE As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the ...
WOODY GUTHRIE Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change...
WOODY GUTHRIE Was a great high wall there that tried to stop me, A sign was painted said: "Private Property", But ...
WOODY GUTHRIE This machine kills fascists.
WOODY GUTHRIE It's round the world I've traveled; it's round the world I've roamed; but I've yet to see an outlaw ...
WOODY GUTHRIE I got started in Oklahoma. That's where I was born. Population down there is one-third Indians, ...
WOODY GUTHRIE The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has ...
THOMAS GUTHRIE We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments on st...
ARLO GUTHRIE Only the words of love kept alive are worthy of not being wasted
ARLO GUTHRIE The death of what's dead is the birth of what's living.
ARLO GUTHRIE When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons
VINCE GUTHRIE Racing is a matter of spirit not strength.
JANET GUTHRIE Racing takes everything you've got -- intellectually, emotionally, physically -- and then you have t...
JANET GUTHRIE As in nature, as in art, so in grace; it is rough treatment that gives souls, as well as stones, the...
THOMAS GUTHRIE It (racing) is a matter of spirit, not strength. It is a matter of doing your best each little momen...
JANET GUTHRIE You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
ARLO GUTHRIE Everyone has a responsibility to not only tolerate another person's point of view, but also to accep...
ARLO GUTHRIE We know that when Main Street does well, so do American families.
BRETT GUTHRIE I have voted to repeal the president's health care law and will continue to advocate for its rep...
BRETT GUTHRIE Everyone has a responsibility to not only tolerate another person's point of view, but also to a...
ARLO GUTHRIE Probably my two biggest musical influences were the Everly Brothers and the Beatles, in chronologica...
ARLO GUTHRIE I'd rather have friends who care than friends who agree with me.
ARLO GUTHRIE Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....
ARLO GUTHRIE We are thrilled that we have been able to make some small dent in all that is wrong down here.
ARLO GUTHRIE But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that gu...
ARLO GUTHRIE A lot of people think 'Alice's Restaurant' was an anti-war song. It's not. It's an anti-idiot song,
ARLO GUTHRIE I'm so happy to be here.
ARLO GUTHRIE At the same time the folk boom was happening, the civil rights movement was happening, the anti-war ...
ARLO GUTHRIE You have to give all the credit to them -- for the way they shot, for the way they played, for the w...
BOB GUTHRIE After Marion-Franklin beat us (117-84 on Jan. 24), we went back to the drawing board. And they took ...
BOB GUTHRIE We really played Independence pretty well, we just had that bad spell we have every game. I think we...
BOB GUTHRIE We can't put four good quarters together. Against Independence (79-61 loss Dec. 16) we were up 34-30...
BOB GUTHRIE Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
THOMAS GUTHRIE Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....
ARLO GUTHRIE Folk music is music that everyday people can play, and it inspired a lot of people to make their own...
ARLO GUTHRIE I'm really quite normal. My imagination has some serious kinks in it, that's all.
ALLAN GUTHRIE The marsh is a filter system, and it buffers the effect of the flood and storm tides.
GUTHRIE PERRY We are going to wait and see how many declare and go from there.
CHARLES GUTHRIE One of the things I love about New York is that it's one of the only places where you could have...
SAVANNAH GUTHRIE I should get a manicure more often.
SAVANNAH GUTHRIE As in nature, as in art, so in grace; it is rough treatment that gives souls, as well as stones, the...
THOMAS GUTHRIE It's so encompassing that almost any other state's issue would nest within it.
JAMES GUTHRIE My dad always said there was something in the soil that made them sweet.
BILLY GUTHRIE I would love to have an animal sanctuary in Franklin County. We're looking for someone who could don...
CONNIE GUTHRIE People were talking about songs of the common man in order to make the common man. With Woody Guthri...
ARLO GUTHRIE There is a dark side to Allan Guthrie, but only at the weekends.
ALLAN GUTHRIE Yes, I was born in Coney Island. The Holy Land.
ARLO GUTHRIE Lots of the wild animals in the caves have spears in them and blood coming out of their mouths and e...
DALE GUTHRIE It does indicate his desire to stick with the structure of the plan that was agreed upon.
CAROL GUTHRIE In the graffiti, there is a lot of below-the-belt-art. The people in the art are predominantly women...
DALE GUTHRIE Maybe it's the buildings, maybe it's the weather, but you can see it affects us - that Scott...
ALLAN GUTHRIE Progress depends on the unreasonable man.
JULIAN GUTHRIE We all have the same root, and are connected...
To tap into this connectedness we must go withi...
SUMMERLYN GUTHRIE What we find in the fossil record doesn't always represent what was going on. Prior to the pottery a...
DALE GUTHRIE These were not the type of paintings that make it into the coffee-table art books.
DALE GUTHRIE It was like kids taking a pencil and drawing an outline around their hand.
DALE GUTHRIE He has a great knowledge and understanding of what's going on in North County. We are really delight...
CHARLES GUTHRIE I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle.
ARLO GUTHRIE I think the precedent the Court of Appeals has set here is a dangerous precedent.
GUTHRIE TRUE He thinks there may be some movement from USTR on the commencement of talks.
CAROL GUTHRIE [Baucus] felt it was very important for him to be in the room.
CAROL GUTHRIE We are hoping the community comes out. I think it's very important that local people are in tune wit...
CHARLES GUTHRIE We just lost our momentum. Stephanie was the key to keeping us going.
CONNIE GUTHRIE That was taken the day before she died.
CONNIE GUTHRIE I just couldn't motivate myself to go to a job. I have bouts of emotional troubles.
CONNIE GUTHRIE Our dogs have traveled all over the country.
CONNIE GUTHRIE We generally have anywhere from five to 15 pets adopted each weekend.
CONNIE GUTHRIE They were found at a car wash after she had just had her babies. She was covered up with trash.
CONNIE GUTHRIE To protect our kids, we've given law enforcement new tools to fight human trafficking.
BRETT GUTHRIE The lawsuit was filed a year too late, plain and simple. And they don't have a right to go forward n...
GUTHRIE TRUE Along with the destruction, there has been some good.
GUTHRIE PERRY This has changed dramatically out here since the storm. And once it's gone it doesn't come back.
GUTHRIE PERRY I felt like the pied piper with all those footsteps following me.
JANET GUTHRIE It matters, ... to the world at large.
JANET GUTHRIE It's tough to comment on. She's played into it. She is very pretty. And she is very talented, and th...
JANET GUTHRIE This is one I'm excited about. The entire cost is being covered by FEMA and the Harris County Flood ...
JAMES GUTHRIE The purpose of this ordinance is to increase certification pay.
JAMES GUTHRIE There have been some complaints against some local hotels for price gouging ... those are being refe...
JAMES GUTHRIE I've very enthusiastic about this ordinance.
JAMES GUTHRIE I'm telling you, these kids have a lot of character. They've been through so much.
MIKE GUTHRIE The way you're going to catch the fish in this area is with long casts. You can't run in on the fish...
SCOTT GUTHRIE It's been hard and we're trying to get open sometime this spring.
VERNON GUTHRIE If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
WOODY ALLEN Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and pot...
WOODY ALLEN I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
WOODY ALLEN I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
WOODY ALLEN If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very in...
WOODY ALLEN What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
WOODY ALLEN What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
WOODY ALLEN Paralyze resistance with persistence.
WOODY HAYES There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman...
WOODY ALLEN In the courtroom, it's where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There's a very fine line betw...
WOODY HARRELSON I used to have Bible studies at my house. I was in the choir. I was mischievous but also a real mama...
WOODY HARRELSON God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
WOODY ALLEN I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
WOODY ALLEN The five big mistakes in football are the fumble, the interception, the penalty, the badly called pl...
WOODY HAYES The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to m...
WOODY ALLEN There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and w...
WOODY ALLEN Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
WOODY ALLEN Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
WOODY ALLEN sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
WOODY ALLEN If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
WOODY ALLEN I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet that can outwork me. A...
WOODY HAYES I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
WOODY ALLEN We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war - mostly by blocking humanitarian ...
WOODY HARRELSON Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
WOODY ALLEN Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
WOODY ALLEN Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
WOODY ALLEN What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jum...
WOODY ALLEN You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
WOODY ALLEN You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
WOODY ALLEN It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
WOODY ALLEN The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
WOODY ALLEN One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, tha...
WOODY ALLEN Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
WOODY ALLEN All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white...
WOODY ALLEN If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
WOODY ALLEN I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
WOODY ALLEN Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
WOODY ALLEN The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
WOODY ALLEN I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
WOODY ALLEN I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
WOODY ALLEN In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Th...
WOODY ALLEN Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
WOODY ALLEN A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
WOODY ALLEN Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that y...
WOODY ALLEN Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -...
WOODY ALLEN If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
WOODY ALLEN In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and...
WOODY ALLEN My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
WOODY ALLEN Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
WOODY ALLEN It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
WOODY ALLEN I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked...
WOODY ALLEN For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermu...
WOODY ALLEN Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
WOODY ALLEN The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
WOODY ALLEN Marriage is the death of hope.
WOODY ALLEN Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
WOODY ALLEN I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I...
WOODY ALLEN I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
WOODY ALLEN I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN I am at two with nature.
WOODY ALLEN Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
WOODY ALLEN If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
WOODY ALLEN I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
WOODY ALLEN It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the ba...
WOODY ALLEN I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
WOODY ALLEN In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
WOODY ALLEN If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
WOODY ALLEN Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to ...
WOODY ALLEN Without winners, there wouldn't even be any civilization.
WOODY HAYES More than at any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and ut...
WOODY ALLEN A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. An...
WOODY ALLEN Eighty percent of success is showing up.
WOODY ALLEN What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy...
WOODY ALLEN I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
WOODY ALLEN Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
WOODY ALLEN Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc...
WOODY ALLEN A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
WOODY ALLEN It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is ...
WOODY ALLEN I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
WOODY ALLEN I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
WOODY ALLEN To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. ...
WOODY ALLEN Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
WOODY ALLEN Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex an...
WOODY ALLEN What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
WOODY ALLEN How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
WOODY ALLEN Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat
WOODY ALLEN Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
WOODY ALLEN Eternity is really long, especially near the end
WOODY ALLEN I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...
WOODY ALLEN I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
WOODY ALLEN Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
WOODY ALLEN If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take tw...
WOODY ALLEN Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
WOODY ALLEN A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight ...
WOODY ALLEN The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
WOODY ALLEN