He was cleaning out vents in the ceiling in which inmates had put wads of toilet paper.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

It's still winter. Slow down.