He was a man too busy to flush toilets.

My acronym is WWSJD: What Would Steve Jobs Do?

Most of us are latent Steve Jobs! We just need guts to surface.

As Osborne famously declared, "Adequacy is sufficient. All else is superfluous." Jobs found that approach to be morally appalling, and he spent days making fun of Osborne. "This guy just doesn't get it," Jobs repeatedly railed as he wandered the Apple corridors. "He's not making art, he's making shit.

My first job was to run a concessions cart. Later, I found a position at the Pacific Film Archive. Thus began a long series of jobs, each one slightly better than the last, that continued for a decade, until I sold my first novel, and still goes on, even now.

Sometimes, to relieve stress, he would soak his feet in the toilet, a practice that was not as soothing for his collegues.