He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just see the big phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs.

when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.

I thought the two ugly ones were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could tell neither one of them wanted to look like the other one, and you couldn't blame them, but it was very amusing anyway.

Why's it so sunny?" she repeated.
Zooey observed her rather narrowly. "I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy," he said.

Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield

If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible.