He said, 'Carl, you're not going to like this, because there's not big dollars involved, but it's good for our patients. And I listened and I thought, this is what I would want for my own family ... I thought it was something we had to do.
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Related I was pretty sure when we made the first 'Carl' book that we had a good idea, but I couldn't have im... ALEXANDRA DAY I was scared 'cause I thought I was going to come up here and mess up. I thought I would not focus b... DESARAE GARLAND you weren't mine to begin with. IAIN S. THOMAS I went to engineering school, which I thought was what I wanted to do, for about two weeks. We had a... EVAN GLODELL We didn't put that pressure on Carl because we didn't want him overdriving, ... We didn't want him t... GEOFF SMITH I had always assumed that Alan was done with TV. I thought he was going to do movies, so we didn't e... CAROLYN STRAUSS This is our story to tell. You’d think for all the reading I do, I would have thought about this b... JANDY NELSON My family kind of freaked out because this is a big season, not only for me but for our team. We had... LEE RUBIN If it all just happens like this for the rest of my life, it's going to be one endless Groundhog Day... BRUCE DICKINSON It is an apology,” he said, “for not believing in you . . . or in us. Yesterday, I thought I’d... CHLOE NEILL I wasn't surprised. I thought it had a good chance this time around. I thought people would vote wit... BRAD COLEMAN I thought it was something different, what he was trying to bring to this area. And it had good rhyt... JOE ANZALDUA For me, I was literally trying to stay afloat. I never actually thought I would get my own sketch sh... NICK KROLL I'm not going to muck up his win by even entertaining the thought that he had an unfair advantage. W... DIEGO CORRALES It takes a certain kind of dog to willingly demote himself from alpha dog, and that dog was Carl. Ho... JOHN SCALZI Being a father of three young girls, I read the Austin article and instantly thought of what I could... CHAD TAYLOR This was a bit of a surprise. But it was a relatively good surprise. Carl is well respected -- not o... MARK SCHAPPEL I thought about deviating from that and singing other things, but then I thought, 'Well, if I don't ... CARRIE UNDERWOOD He said, 'I'm just grateful for the work'. I thought he would be cynical like me, but he had this im... WINONA RYDER I was only going to catch one game [for Mexico]. I thought it would be better for me to work with th... HUMBERTO COTA Every time I see an image from the Hubble, I just want to call Carl, because I think he would have b... ANN DRUYAN Gandalf! I thought you were dead! But then I thought I was dead myself. Is everything sad going to c... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Ballet became this escape for me. I feel like I was on my own a lot. I was searching for stability, ... MISTY COPELAND He said he had a show he wanted to put on the air about the survivors of a plane crash and would I p... JJ ABRAMS Look," I said, "We knew Jason and Becky would be back, the break would end. This isn't a surprise, i... SARAH DESSEN I thought this would be a tough year for us. We had a lot of new kids and it took longer than I thou... JASON BECK He is like a pig in slop in this thing -- this is clearly what he was born to do. When I first heard... ROBERT THOMPSON I could not cry for my own brother; he would not want me to. But I found myself crying for this hate... AMELIA ATWATER-RHODES Last year was a pretty good bullpen. (Pitching coach Carl) Willis said this bullpen is stronger, and... GUILLERMO MOTA I know it's very drastic. But I feel like I need more structure in my life, and this will give me a ... GILDANA AMITRANO I had this fantasy that in a democracy the government was the population. So I came to America and g... MARJANE SATRAPI I want Carl Icahn to accelerate what they have started and spin out cable. Cable is a utility, not c... JAMES MCGLYNN I laughed and I scraped it off. Then I thought that would be a great idea, to get somebody to go to ... CARL EDWARDS The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but wha... STEPHEN R. COVEY I thought Jon was so charismatic. It was just magic. I went backstage kneeled down on my knee and sa... RICHIE SAMBORA I never not wanted to be a singer. Since I was 3, I knew this was what I wanted to do. Well, I can't... LISA MARIE PRESLEY How would it be,” said Pooh slowly, “if, as soon as we’re out of sight of this Pit, we try to ... MILNE, A. A. What do you like doing best in the world, Pooh?" "Well," said Pooh, "what I like best-" and the... A.A. MILNE It was just something where I wanted to help make a bad situation better. I thought this would be a ... CHADD LITTLE This (gold medal) is redemption. This proves to everybody, not only in this building, but everybody ... MALLIE SHUSTER I thought it was going to be a factor. I knew they had a good kicking game. I thought if we could ge... BOB BIGGS Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed u... JACK HANDY Well, do you suppose I made up my mind then that what I had seen was something sickening? Not a bit ... LEO TOLSTOY I was living in London and I thought, 'there's nothing here for me anymore'. I don't want to become ... BRIAN COX The first time I thought about releasing my own music, it was of course albums I thought about, beca... EUGENE CHADBOURNE I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own papercli... TERRY PRATCHETT I believed enough in this project that I thought it would turn into something pretty big, so I sold ... CHARLES GREEN So I said to the production company, 'what are we going to Canada for if we're not going to use loca... BRUCE BERESFORD You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is ... SARAH DESSEN And, ... I was a little bit pensive, not unlike Ricky Williams. I understand, I think, some of what ... JOHN RIGGINS Those first 5 minutes, I was excited, I was like, 'Yeah, this is the Bronco way. This is how we do i... ALEX GUERRERO I knew we had something, but I didn't know we'd be this good. I thought it would be next year. I'm v... FIDEL VASQUEZ [He was asked why he was participating.] Because we have nothing to do this season, ... So I thought... ELIZABETH LOFTUS I was a regular hand when I was 7. I picked cotton. I drove tractors. Children grew up not thinking ... B. B. KING I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to wan... KELLY CLARKSON I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner's '2000-Year-Old Man' sketch. I thi... SCOTT AUKERMAN I don't want to fail, of course. But even though I didn't know how bad things really were, I still h... STEVE JOBS I knew Carl and I were skating for silver. CHAD HEDRICK The more successful I got, the more scared I got. My name was all over Google. I had a Wikipedia pag... JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS I thought I was going to drive again but I saw (the defender's) feet and he was a little off balance... BRANDON COLE I never thought I wouldn't succeed. Not because I thought I was good-looking - I just thought I ... BABETTE MARCH I told my team that I didn't know what to do. We thought about it a lot and tried to come up with th... MIKE CONNELLY London has this culture of the theatre that is so big, it was a like a dream - but I never had a tho... ELENA ROGER I thought I was trying to do my best and what he wanted me to do, ... I was getting the grasp of it.... JASON KIDD I just looked at my opponent and envisioned what I had to do and got it done for the team. I came in... CHRIS WESTON I never thought then I'd be doing what I'm doing now. At my high school, being on the girls ... KATE VOEGELE And I just thought, this is what I want to be. And I knew that dancing would be my chosen profession... SUZANNE FARRELL My family's dream, and my own, was to live in Israel, and our eventual voyage to the port of Jaf... SHIMON PERES But I told my grandmother, and she listened, and then she said, "Don't ever tell this story to anybo... ROBERT GOOLRICK For years I thought what was good for our country was good for General Motors and vice versa. The di... CHARLES ERWIN WILSON Sure, climbing Mount Everest would be cool, but that's something I would now like to do as a fam... HEIDI KLUM I started writing while I was a little boy. Maybe it's because I was reading a lot of books I ad... NAGUIB MAHFOUZ I'd read Stone Cold's biography about how he lived on, like, raw potatoes, and I thought, th... BECKY LYNCH I would have never thought that my grandfather's Spanish and my Spanish were so different. I thought... GUADALUPE VALDEZ JR The hairy assumption is that people want to do this, and that they're going to do a good job. There ... WHIT ANDREWS I can tell something clicked because people are constantly e-mailing and calling and saying they wan... DOUG ELLIN He came over after World War II. He was in Germany learning from engineers when he was 16 years old.... ANDREW KLENERT My own interest developed because I thought it was a fascinating subject and something I wanted to p... JACK KILBY I like to think we are getting better ? and we need to. We are starting to get back. Our quarterback... BILL COWHER I thought martial arts was going to help me with my movies and TV stuff, but I realized it would not... BAS RUTTEN 'This is a family,' he told me. ... And he said, 'What do I have to do to prove I love my child? JOSE SERRANO I just laughed about it, ... I just thought if you're going to align yourself with somebody, it migh... CHARLIE BROWN First time I met Brand, I said, 'This is not gonna be good.' I saw who I was working for. I didn't t... BOB KNIGHT I am grateful for what I went through because it was temporary. But it also showed me more than I th... CYNDEE WILLIAMS
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