He read an article that some guy had turned a barn into a hotel. That struck him. He was a lawyer but he wanted to be an engineer. Should have been. That gave him the idea to rebuild into a hotel.
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Related Once I had a wild fling on an otherwise boring weekend holiday in Edinburgh, with a guy I met who tu... FIONA THRUST We've got sheriff detectives trying to bring him back into custody, we have been in contact with him... ERIK RANEY When Charles Dickens arrived in Boston Harbor, where he started, they had to keep it secret because ... MATTHEW PEARL How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS He told me he was in his hotel, had chest pains, the normal symptoms. The hotel arranged for an ambu... MICHAEL BROWN A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong... A WHITNEY BROWN A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong.... A. WHITNEY BROWN He gave me an opportunity when everybody turned their back on me. He gave me a chance to come to sch... CARON BUTLER I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea... DEYTH BANGER We saw Elvis, and he was so happy to see us. And he loved the whole idea that we were going to run a... CONNIE STEVENS He had the most popular diet that ever existed, ... He was not just a doctor, he was ... CATHY NONAS A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD He had to have been a lonely guy. He gave up his whole life for his career, ... When he was on the r... STEVE ALLEN If he were a guy in jail, nobody would think anything of it. He was able to channel that energy, tha... BRET BICOY I know he's been into golf for a while, he's like a 3-handicap. I saw him at a hotel before the Supe... CARSON DALY A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up.... GREG BEHRENDT You've got some hotel rooms facing into that area. It could be a pretty rude awakening for some hote... ANNE HAYDEN With the bases loaded, he turned it up. He threw a curveball to Utley and struck him out that I thin... FELIPE ALOU He never broke my heart. He only turned it into a compass that always points me back to him. CLEMENTINE VON RADICS I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean... LISA GLATT I was a total stranger to him, and he let me sit down at his table and we talked for an hour, ... I ... STEPHAN PASTIS Tyson was an interesting experience, just because he was a lot of fun to play, because he was the ty... JOEL RIET When he walked into the classroom, he claimed to have an explosive device with him in a box or a bag... DOUG WHITING He was an All-American a year ago, but he's had a hard string with illness and other things that hav... DANA SCHWARTING Had there not been a Mary Todd, there would not have been an Abraham Lincoln. She found him when he ... SALLY FIELD My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldn't understand why I wanted to be an engine... DAVID ANTIN I didn't quite know he was going to turn into the teen idol he turned into. Back then, he had like a... A.J. PIERZYNSKI Ali was a guy that had a lot of discipline. If you hung around him, you'd be able to get some of... LARRY HOLMES A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE ... He was not for that moment a human being, but a frenzied creature possessed by rage, turned into... SUSAN COOPER Yeah, look, he's known me since I was getting into car accidents ... Then I was an actor for years. ... DAN FUTTERMAN He could have been an engineer and he would have been a great one, but he decided to be a catcher an... DON ZIMMER (Parker) missed some free throws, but he put us on his shoulders and carried us. He had been struggl... DAVE BENTER Gary Cooper was a good friend. He was a great nature lover. He was like an American Indian, he knew ... RICHARD WIDMARK When I saw him in Florida, all I really knew was he had good feet. We were told he had some tools an... CRAIG RAMSAY There was a guy onstage filming the whole bloody thing. Who's this guy? Where did he come from? We t... EDDIE KRAMER Charlie Hampton was the spitting image of Charlie Parker. He could have been his twin brother. He pl... STEVE NOVOSEL We did make an adjustment. We just took our tackle and shaded him into that gap that he (Larsen) had... DAN HINDS Give him a glowing article. He deserves that. BRYAN GILMORE He'll be a great coach. I've been waiting for him to get into coaching for a while, but he had to fi... LEE HAYS He's a proud guy, and he wanted to show that last season was an aberration. So he got a personal tra... DICK POLE He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and... NEIL GAIMAN He had an effective removal order against him, he had a legal deportation order against him, there w... JANIS FERGUSSON There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But ... GREG BEHRENDT He was very low-key. He didn't say a whole lot, but he had that intensity about him. He wanted that ... ANDRE DAWSON [The voices still questioned Colon's health after he struck out Matsui.] It's always a danger to rea... JOE BUCK She turned her brother into an errand boy. She gave the orders. He brought her what she wanted. PATRICIA LESSNERKRAUS It was almost like a switch had been turned on when he he came into the game against Louisville. It ... JEREMY SHEFFEY [Should Gore win November's election,] I have no idea how he is going to argue that he has the publi... JAMES LINDSAY He and I go to the same church, so I've seen him a couple of times there. He is an amazing guy. Peop... KATIE FEENSTRA He was too nice a guy. He just didn't have the dirty, nasty, mean streak fighters should have. That ... JAMES DOOLIN Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE I knew he was coming. I just wanted to direct him where to slide to. We had a wild-pitch read from o... ERIC ETCHISON He has turned into a go-to guy for us because he is stronger and faster and more confident. If you w... DENNIS MARTIN Outside, under the marquee of the hotel, he stood a moment as he did each night beneath the marquee ... PATRICIA HIGHSMITH They make a big deal about that, but he didn't do anything. He (went) there to the hotel for five mi... INFIELDER ENRIQUE WILSON Eazy was an exceptional human being. He was a visionary. He was very Machiavellian, he understood po... JERRY HELLER He brought the hotel up from a young age. Family always brought him back to the Union. MCKIM BOYD Mayor Page indicated that he very much wanted to talk to him -- that a lot of untruths and misstatem... MARK NEJAME I was crying a little for the boy I had wanted him to be and the boy he hadn’t turned out to be. GABRIELLE ZEVIN Dean had just come from seeing his lawyer. That was the first time that I found out that he had cons... FRED F. FIELDING With the effort that he gave, he only needed a little bit, and we were unable to give it to him, ...... GERALD WILLIAMS The High Sheikh invoked a few passages from the Greater Book, explaining that if a believer were to ... BASMA ABDEL AZIZ Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT I can't get into all the testimony at this time. But we've been meeting with him for some period of ... EDWARD WHITFIELD He gave me two minutes more with my son. He's an angel. He breathed life into him. JOANNE SANABRIA I didn’t realize that in his wish to transform me was the proof that he didn’t like me as I was,... ELENA FERRANTE I said going into the ballgame that I thought there was a little bit of an advantage in having a sen... GARY PATTERSON Roy just gave me a call. He had been talking to some friends and thinking about what he wanted to do... JIM THOMAS [Gatsby] wanted to recover something, some idea of himself perhaps, that had gone into loving Daisy.... F. SCOTT FITZGERALD I talked to the directors and you know, myself and Robbie have had a pretty off and on spring -- a l... FRED RODRIGUEZ We had just played a sold-out show and it had been a fun night when we heard the news. It brought ev... BRENDAN BAYLISS He tried to remember Moon Child's eyes, but was no longer able to. He was sure of only one thing: th... MICHAEL ENDE He wanted to pull himself. I was not going to him let him do that. He is a fiery guy, a passionate g... TONY MACAULAY When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. STANLEY KUBRICK Mick was a good athlete. A 50-year-old guy looking at Mick had to love him. He was living the life t... BOB SCOTT He was very raw. But through hard work and dedication, he made himself into a quality basketball pla... SAM MITCHELL Poirot, watching him, felt suddenly a doubt--an uncomfortable twinge. Was there, here, something tha... AGATHA CHRISTIE And if Amsterdam was hell, and if hell was a memory, then he realized that perhaps there was some pu... PAUL AUSTER He didn't care about the others anymore. The chaos around him seemed to siphon away his humanity, tu... JAMES DASHNER I know John felt that he learned a lot of things playing football that served him well in his life. ... DAVE CLEMENT That broke him up. That really bothered him. He felt he had to help. He was a good man. DAN KENNEDY He had the feeling that everything he saw was a broken-off piece of some giant blank thing that he h... FLANNERY O'CONNOR Recently, I was in Bernalda, my dad's ancestral home town in Italy. He has just refurbished a pa... ROMAN COPPOLA He was hidden there. 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DOROTHY PARKER Inventory: "Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend... DOROTHY PARKER If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do the... DOROTHY PARKER There's little in taking or giving There's little in water or wine This living, this livin... DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown? DOROTHY PARKER In youth, it was a way I had, To do my best to please. And change, with every passing lad<... DOROTHY PARKER I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. DOROTHY PARKER Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; DOROTHY PARKER As society advances the standard of poverty rises. THEODORE PARKER All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were a... DOROTHY PARKER Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. DOROTHY PARKER There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply... DOROTHY PARKER Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi... DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si... DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn. DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm. DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you. DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ. JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands, Houses of marble, and billowing farms, Pearls, to trickle ... DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ... DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo... THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t... THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infi... DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head, They stroked my cheek and brow; And time could heal a hu... DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh. THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are. DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ... DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world. DOROTHY PARKER