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ANDY MILONAKIS![]()
On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting, 'Twas only when he was off, he was acting
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Gene Kelly was a little tough, and he used to yell at me on the set.
DEBBIE REYNOLDS![]()
Gene Kelly was hard on me, but I think he had to be.
DEBBIE REYNOLDS I think it comes off better on stage.
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ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I'm not comfortable with making an honorary name for Jim Kelly on Mason Road. I think Charles Mason ...
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RAY MANZAREK Nice dress. Take it off.
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When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.
HEINRICH HEINE![]()
When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on
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The idea that you can dress up in some kind of a fake Indian outfit and get on stage is somehow acce...
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Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being, and how you get along with you...
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If you put a silk dress on a goat he is a goat still.
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DAVID HAREWOOD The midget, ... the first time he rode the bike that he comes out on, he just gassed it, man. He pul...
VINCE NEIL An actor is an actor is an actor. The less personality an actor has off stage the better. A blank ca...
ARTHUR LOWE When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
XENI JARDIN Life is the biggest and most complicated drama I have ever seen! Unfortunately there is not even a d...
DR. VINOD B. NAIR Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. I love your voice man, you give me chills... Brilliant.
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I think everybody pees in the pool. It's kind of a normal thing to do for swimmers.
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BOB WOODWARD![]()
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My marriage to David Bailey ended one morning in 1983, while he was away on a photo-shoot.
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JULIA SHNEYDERMAN I don't know that has an effect whatsoever on David. I'm not an advocate of lifetime deals. David is...
BRAD BLANK My jaw nearly hit the floor when he got up on stage. He had such timing and range and he had stage p...
BRENDA DAVIES A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
F. SAGAN![]()
Our Velma Kelly is Jill Kelly - no relation - of Fort Wayne.
JOE BARTON When my dad, Tommy Tucker Kelly, was about six, he started out with his dad on 'The Black and Wh...
RACHEL TUCKER Gene Clark was in the Christy Minstrels. He left. And so when Gene and David and Roger got together ...
BARRY MCGUIRE Every time I get up on stage, start out on nothing, the audience has no expectations. And when we wa...
JAMES SCHOLFIELD![]()
He held me tight against him until I quit struggling, and then he flicked the strap of my dress, cau...
JAMIE MCGUIRE We just have to sit back and look at and evaluate everything that we did last year from top to botto...
DEAN PEES It has always been that way with David, people pick up on any mistake he makes,
STUART PEARCE I just love to make people happy, both on and off the stage. It's what I do best.
DEVON WILLIAMS Whether you are on stage or playing golf, all it takes is one person to throw everything off.
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Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on h...
APRILYNNE PIKE You turn me on, and then you turn me off the most.
SHANNY![]()
Danny Elfman, the composer, tells me the only time he thinks I'm happy is when I'm on the sc...
TIM BURTON David Prescott had a fantastic game. He stepped up tonight.
JACK BAGLEY He came home and saved David.
JEANNENE BARHAM![]()
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ACE FREHLEY David (David Foster Wallace) had a caffeine social gift: Her was charmingly, vividly, overwhelmingly...
DAVID LIPSKY A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
F. SAGAN I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not g...
NATASHA LEGGERO David even has a list of facial expressions. He tells you which one he wants you to use for a specif...
ANNA FARIS All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedia...
ERIC SYKES But Peter is the real thing - a great actor on stage, on film. He won't go out of style.
CRAIG LUCAS I like the fact that Jack is always wearing a tie except when he's on a mission. I do like it wh...
VICTOR GARBER I've had good results working with David on committees and on things that need to be passed. David i...
DON BELL![]()
No woman wants a dress that another has tossed off, but in men they aren't so choosy.
FRANCOISE SAGAN Kelly O'Donnell at the White House for us this morning. Kelly thanks very much.
DAVID GREGORY He directed me in a few shows, then I worked as a stage manager for him a couple of times, and now w...
ANGIE HARRELL Do you like my new dress?!! Whatever takes the focus off your head!
LIAR LIAR It's a quaint, quirky, off-beat musical. It's from the producer (David Stone) of 'Wicked.' It's a ve...
LESLIE BROECKER It was tough doing 'Underneath the Lintel' in New Jersey in the wintertime, but rewarding. T...
RICHARD SCHIFF![]()
Gene Kelly was one of the greatest dancers of all time and a taskmaster. He sought from you the abso...
DEBBIE REYNOLDS It was a messy situation. I think David felt extremely betrayed. David told me that he felt of Lou a...
NIKKI SYMINGTON The music, the dress, the color, the stage settings ? there's nothing in the world like it. The whol...
HENRY LEWIS Both theaters will offer incredible artistic opportunities for production. The Hansen Theatre has a ...
RUSSELL JONES They thought David would be pleased. He had such a giving heart.
CAROLYN TINKLE David has had a full life. He has touched so many lives.
JANIE BESS There isn't a lot of Kelly Clarkson.
JAKE DEMMIN![]()
When I was 16 or 17, I saw Lenny Bruce being taken to jail. They took him off stage because he talke...
PAUL MOONEY![]()
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on ...
TOM STOPPARD Chad Kelly came in and gave us good production. He's got some potential. He can definitely contribut...
CHRIS KUSNERICK Without being disrespectful to Jimmy Kelly, I'd rather fight Shane Mosley than Jimmy Kelly.
LIAM SMITH
ANDY MILONAKIS
On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting, 'Twas only when he was off, he was acting OLIVER GOLDSMITH
On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting, 'Twas only when he was off, he was acting. OLIVER GOLDSMITH Somebody like Bowie was so interesting because when you got him off stage, he was like a businessman...
D. A. PENNEBAKER The bravest thing David Bowie ever did was to go on stage after Queen at Live Aid.
STEWART STAFFORD We think whether he's pushed or pulled or walks off the stage himself, it's off the stage he should ...
GLYN DAVIES On stage, I like to dress up a bit. I'm not scared to be like a character up there.
FLUME I like to take my hat off to Kelly Whitney. He shared he ball, passed out (of the post) all game lon...
LOUIS ORR
Gene Kelly was a little tough, and he used to yell at me on the set. DEBBIE REYNOLDS
Gene Kelly was hard on me, but I think he had to be. DEBBIE REYNOLDS I think it comes off better on stage.
FRED ARMISEN
You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets frustrated. After he pees in it himself, ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I'm not comfortable with making an honorary name for Jim Kelly on Mason Road. I think Charles Mason ...
GARRY THOMAS We went on stage with the Jefferson Airplane, Jim started singing with Grace Slick and hugging her. ...
RAY MANZAREK Nice dress. Take it off.
JANET EVANOVICH And we have painted a skirt on her. Actually, the dress comes off. And she has a swimsuit underneath...
CLEM METZ
When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on. HEINRICH HEINE
When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on HEINRICH HEINE
The idea that you can dress up in some kind of a fake Indian outfit and get on stage is somehow acce... WINONA LADUKE
Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being, and how you get along with you... SAMMY DAVIS, JR.
Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being, and how you get along with you... SAMMY DAVIS JR.
Truman Capote was a pop figure, but it wasn't until he went on David Susskind's show and had... JAMES WOLCOTT We are really excited about what might be the biggest football game in Kelly/Shorts history. With ne...
DAVE HEEKE
Performing on stage is such a buzz. I've done stupid things such as jump off a building, but I&#... TOM HOLLAND
If you put a silk dress on a goat he is a goat still. IRISH PROVERB
Everyone covering 'Stage Beauty' asks me: 'What's it like to wear a dress?' BILLY CRUDUP
As an actor, whether I'm playing Othello on stage or David Estes on 'Homeland,' that abi... DAVID HAREWOOD The midget, ... the first time he rode the bike that he comes out on, he just gassed it, man. He pul...
VINCE NEIL An actor is an actor is an actor. The less personality an actor has off stage the better. A blank ca...
ARTHUR LOWE When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
XENI JARDIN Life is the biggest and most complicated drama I have ever seen! Unfortunately there is not even a d...
DR. VINOD B. NAIR Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. I love your voice man, you give me chills... Brilliant.
RANDY JACKSON
I think everybody pees in the pool. It's kind of a normal thing to do for swimmers. MICHAEL PHELPS
I used to work over a bar. That was - there was no stage. I stood over a tiny bar. Louis Prima, rest... DON RICKLES Prince is the ultimate performer. Prince is that dude that's going to get on stage by himself, i...
NE-YO The main thing with Paul, because I've played with him for 14 years ... is that the energy that he p...
PAUL ANKA
Dress the part! Invent and pretend to your heart’s content! Act, sing, and dance while everyone’... RICHELLE E. GOODRICH
I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it ... BOB WOODWARD
I've always loved to dress up a bit and show off. DANIEL CRAIG
Most frontmen are not born hams like David Lee Roth. We're more like Joey Ramone: awkward geeks ... CHRIS CORNELL
I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a s... EVEL KNIEVEL Kelly is a great tester. He always has been. Combines are made for players like him.
JARVIS HERRING
In fact I've reached the stage where I look at people and say - he or she, they are whole at all bec... DORIS LESSING David was disappointed because he was aiming for a 58. Kevin didn't have someone to push him, and he...
BILL RIETZ
My marriage to David Bailey ended one morning in 1983, while he was away on a photo-shoot. MARIE HELVIN
There's a feeling of elation that comes after getting off stage and then there's a feeling o... NEVE CAMPBELL
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-g... STEVEN WRIGHT Take that rage, put it on a page, take the page to the stage, blow the roof off the place.
THE SCRIPT Vince Vaughn is very personable. He was just so comfortable on stage improving, inviting students on...
LAURA STANKIEWICZ Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
SIMON COWELL
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily. ANONYMOUS
I think Kelly has a little something about him, ... If I said to him, 'Go out and try a 55-yarder,' ... JOE PATERNO
I think Kelly has a little something about him. If I said to him, 'Go out and try a 55-yarder,' he w... JOE PATERNO
Whenever we had career day at elementary school, and we could dress up like what you wanted to be, w... JACOB DEGROM
Shakespeare is the true multicultural author. He exists in all languages. He is put on the stage eve... HAROLD BLOOM blackmagic on a person http://www.astrodost.com/how-to-do-black-magic-on-a-person blackmagic on a pe...
ASTRODOST They were a lot of fun on stage. They could play off each other and both know a lot about the charit...
JULIA SHNEYDERMAN I don't know that has an effect whatsoever on David. I'm not an advocate of lifetime deals. David is...
BRAD BLANK My jaw nearly hit the floor when he got up on stage. He had such timing and range and he had stage p...
BRENDA DAVIES A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
F. SAGAN
Our Velma Kelly is Jill Kelly - no relation - of Fort Wayne. JOE BARTON When my dad, Tommy Tucker Kelly, was about six, he started out with his dad on 'The Black and Wh...
RACHEL TUCKER Gene Clark was in the Christy Minstrels. He left. And so when Gene and David and Roger got together ...
BARRY MCGUIRE Every time I get up on stage, start out on nothing, the audience has no expectations. And when we wa...
JAMES SCHOLFIELD
He held me tight against him until I quit struggling, and then he flicked the strap of my dress, cau... JAMIE MCGUIRE We just have to sit back and look at and evaluate everything that we did last year from top to botto...
DEAN PEES It has always been that way with David, people pick up on any mistake he makes,
STUART PEARCE I just love to make people happy, both on and off the stage. It's what I do best.
DEVON WILLIAMS Whether you are on stage or playing golf, all it takes is one person to throw everything off.
DARIUS RUCKER
Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on h... APRILYNNE PIKE You turn me on, and then you turn me off the most.
SHANNY
Danny Elfman, the composer, tells me the only time he thinks I'm happy is when I'm on the sc... TIM BURTON David Prescott had a fantastic game. He stepped up tonight.
JACK BAGLEY He came home and saved David.
JEANNENE BARHAM
The guys in my band are good friends on and off the stage. The band members that I have now is proba... ACE FREHLEY David (David Foster Wallace) had a caffeine social gift: Her was charmingly, vividly, overwhelmingly...
DAVID LIPSKY A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
F. SAGAN I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not g...
NATASHA LEGGERO David even has a list of facial expressions. He tells you which one he wants you to use for a specif...
ANNA FARIS All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedia...
ERIC SYKES But Peter is the real thing - a great actor on stage, on film. He won't go out of style.
CRAIG LUCAS I like the fact that Jack is always wearing a tie except when he's on a mission. I do like it wh...
VICTOR GARBER I've had good results working with David on committees and on things that need to be passed. David i...
DON BELL
No woman wants a dress that another has tossed off, but in men they aren't so choosy. FRANCOISE SAGAN Kelly O'Donnell at the White House for us this morning. Kelly thanks very much.
DAVID GREGORY He directed me in a few shows, then I worked as a stage manager for him a couple of times, and now w...
ANGIE HARRELL Do you like my new dress?!! Whatever takes the focus off your head!
LIAR LIAR It's a quaint, quirky, off-beat musical. It's from the producer (David Stone) of 'Wicked.' It's a ve...
LESLIE BROECKER It was tough doing 'Underneath the Lintel' in New Jersey in the wintertime, but rewarding. T...
RICHARD SCHIFF
Gene Kelly was one of the greatest dancers of all time and a taskmaster. He sought from you the abso... DEBBIE REYNOLDS It was a messy situation. I think David felt extremely betrayed. David told me that he felt of Lou a...
NIKKI SYMINGTON The music, the dress, the color, the stage settings ? there's nothing in the world like it. The whol...
HENRY LEWIS Both theaters will offer incredible artistic opportunities for production. The Hansen Theatre has a ...
RUSSELL JONES They thought David would be pleased. He had such a giving heart.
CAROLYN TINKLE David has had a full life. He has touched so many lives.
JANIE BESS There isn't a lot of Kelly Clarkson.
JAKE DEMMIN
When I was 16 or 17, I saw Lenny Bruce being taken to jail. They took him off stage because he talke... PAUL MOONEY
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on ... TOM STOPPARD Chad Kelly came in and gave us good production. He's got some potential. He can definitely contribut...
CHRIS KUSNERICK Without being disrespectful to Jimmy Kelly, I'd rather fight Shane Mosley than Jimmy Kelly.
LIAM SMITH
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Sometimes the fear of your soul's purpose is overridden by your heart's knowing that now is the time... 
When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly s... 
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't belie... 
We, the generation that faces the next century, can add the solemn injunction that if we don't do th... 
What America needs is more young people who will carry to their jobs the same enthusiasm for getting... 
We have met the enemy and he is us. 
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Adjusting to space is easier than adjusting to Earth for me. 
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My style is understated because everything I wear, I want it to have an effortless feel to it. I alw... 
When I got to be a CEO, I said: 'Right. I'm now going to tackle gender inequality head-on. I... 
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There is no greater feeling than hanging out with my dogs, or just walking around the land with our ... 
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God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. 
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You just need a good plan and then a back-up plan! 
I want to be part of the storytelling that educates people and awakens a sense of compassion in othe... 
Self-reflection is so healthy. Journaling works for me - when I record the details of what I'm g... 