Samuel Butler (1) quote: "He ne'er consider'd it as loth To look a gift-horse in the mouth, And very wisely would lay forth No more upon it than 'twas worth; But as he got it freely, so He spent it frank and freely too: For saints themselves will sometimes be, Of gifts that cost them nothing, free."

So 'ere the storm of war broke out, Religion spawn'd a various rout Of petulant capricious sec...
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Synods are mystical Bear-gardens. Where Elders, Deputies, Church-wardens, And other Members of...
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'Tis not antiquity, nor author, That makes truth truth, altho' time's daughter.
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For truth is precious and divine; Too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
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Is not the winding up witnesses, And nicking, more than half the bus'ness? For witnesses, like...
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Your pettifoggers damn their souls, To share with knaves in cheating fools.
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He knew whats'ever 's to be known, But much more than he knew would own.
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Nor do I know what is become Of him, more than the Pope of Rome.
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Deep sighted in intelligence, Ideas, atoms, influences.
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He knew what's what, and that's as high As metaphysic wit can fly.
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Nothing's more dull and negligent Than an old, lazy government, That knows no interest of stat...
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The truest characters of ignorance Are vanity, and pride, and annoyance.
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The trenchant blade Toledo trusty. For want of fighting was grown rusty, And ate into itself f...
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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Men do not stumble over mountains, but over molehills.
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In mathematics he was greater Than Tycho Brahe, or Erra Pater; For he, by geometric scale, ...
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And wisely tell what hour o' th' day The clock does strike by Algebra.
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A degenerate nobleman, or one that is proud of his birth, is like a turnip. There is nothing good ...
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The self-same thing they will abhor One way, and long another for.
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Nick Machiavel had ne'er a trick (Though he gave his name to our Old Nick).
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Like feather-bed betwixt a wall And heavy brunt of cannon ball.
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And force them, though it was in spite Of Nature and their stars, to write.
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Authority is never without hate.
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He who rules by moral force is like the pole star, which remains in place while all the lesser star...
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Authority intoxicates, And makes mere sots of magistrates; The fumes of it invade the brain, ...
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I've heard old cunning stagers Say, fools for arguments use wagers.
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He'd undertake to prove, by force Of argument, a man's no horse. He'd prove a buzzard is no fo...
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Whatever Sceptic could inquire for, For every why he had a wherefore.
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Quoth Hudibras, I smell a rat; Ralpho, thou dost prevaricate.
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Cheered up himself with ends of verse And sayings of philosophers.
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Where entity and quiddity, The ghosts of defunct bodies, fly.
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For zeal's a dreadful termagant, That teaches saints to tear and cant.
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For now the field is not far off Where we must give the world a proof Of deeds, not words.
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He was in Logic, a great critic, Profoundly skill'd in Analytic; He could distinguish, and div...
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The worst of rebels never arm To do their king or country harm, But draw their swords to do th...
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Through thick and thin.
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Why should not Conscience have vacation As well as other Courts o' th' nation? Have equal powe...
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Doubtless the pleasure is as great Of being cheated as to cheat.
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H' had got a hurt O' th' inside of a deadlier sort.
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'Tis true no lover has that pow'r T' enforce a desperate amour, As he that has two strings t' ...
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Look before you ere you leap.
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This was the penn'worth of his thought.
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'Tis virtue, wit, and worth, and all That men divine and sacred call; For what is worth, in an...
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As if Religion were intended For nothing else but to be mended.
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What makes all doctrines plain and clear?-- About two hundred pounds a year. And that which wa...
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For his religion, it was fit To match his learning and his wit; 'Twas Presbyterian true blue; ...
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Have always been at daggers-drawing, And one another clapper-clawing.
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His fear was greater than his haste: For fear, though fleeter than the wind, Believes 'tis alw...
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Fear is an ague, that forsakes And haunts, by fits, those whom it takes; And they'll opine the...
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And as the French we conquer'd once, Now give us laws for pantaloons, The length of breeches a...
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So justice while she winks at crimes, Stumbles on innocence sometimes.
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He that is down can fall no lower.
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The oyster-women lock'd their fish up, And trudged away to cry, No Bishop.
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Videlicit, That each man swore to do his best To damn and perjure all the rest.
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As you sow y' are like to reap.
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And pulpit, drum ecclesiastic, Was beat with fist instead of a stick.
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And poets by their sufferings grow,-- As if there were no more to do, To make a poet excellent...
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He made an instrument to know If the moon shine at full or no; That would, as soon as e'er she...
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The moon pull'd off her veil of light, That hides her face by day from sight (Mysterious veil,...
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Such as take lodgings in a head That's to be let unfurnished.
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'Tis not amiss, ere ye're giv'n o'er, To try one desp'rate med'cine more; For where your case ...
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'Cause grace and virtue are within Prohibited degrees of kin; And therefore no true saint allo...
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The Roman senate, when within The city walls an owl was seen, Did cause their clergy, with lus...
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For rhetoric, he could not ope His mouth, but out there flew a trope.
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With books and money placed, for show Like nest eggs, to make clients lay, And for his false o...
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Sure 'tis an orthodox opinion, That grace is founded in dominion.
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For blocks are better cleft with wedges, Tan tools of sharp or subtle edges, And dullest nonse...
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A Babylonish dialect Which learned pedants much affect.
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Besides 'tis known he could speak Greek As naturally as pigs squeak; That Latin was no more di...
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For though to smatter ends of Greek Or Latin be the rhetoric Of pedants counted, and vain-glor...
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And though it be a two-foot trout, 'Tis with a single hair pulled out.
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Unconscious humor.
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If he that in the field is slain Be in the bed of honour lain, He that is beaten may be said ...
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As quick as lightning, in the breach Just in the place where honour's lodged, As wise philosop...
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Beside, he was a shrewd philosopher, And had read ev'ry text and gloss over Whate'er the crabb...
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As men of inward light are wont To turn their optics in upon't.
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To swallow gudgeons ere they're catch'd. And count their chickens ere they're hatch'd.
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Ay me! what perils do environ The man that meddles with cold iron!
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Quoth Sidrophel, If you suppose, Sir Knight, that I am one of those, I might suspect, and take...
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True as the dial to the sun, Although it be not shin'd upon.
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Cry out upon the stars for doing Ill offices, to cross their wooing.
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This hairy meteor did announce The fall of sceptres and of crowns.
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A grisly meteor on his face.
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With vollies of eternal babble.
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But still his tongue ran on, the less Of weight it bore, with greater ease.
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You have a wrong sow by the ear.
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Shear swine, all cry and no wool.
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He that will win his dame must do As love does when he draws his bow; With one hand thrust the...
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She that with poetry is won, Is but a desk to write upon; And what men say of her they mean ...
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Great wits and valours, like great states, Do sometimes sink with their own weights.
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We grant, although he had much wit, H' was very shy of using it, As being loth to wear it out,...
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So Noah, when he anchor'd safe on The mountain's top, his lofty haven, And all the passengers ...
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For trouts are tickled best in muddy water.
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He that complies against his will, Is of his own opinion still, Which he may adhere to, yet di...
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Like men condemned to thunderbolts, Who, ere the blow, become mere dolts.
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Honor is like a widow, won With brisk attempt and putting on.
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Now, while the honour thou hast got Is spick and span new.
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And still be doing, never done.
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And he that makes his soul his surety, I think, does give the best security.
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I loved no King since Forty One When Prelacy went down, A Cloak and Band I then put on, ...
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Whatever I can say or do. I'm sure not much avails; I shall still Vicar be of Bray, Whic...
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I dare be bold, you're one of those Have took the covenant, With cavaliers are cavaliers ...
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Some force whole regions, in despite O' geography, to change their site; Make former times sha...
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For rhyme the rudder is of verses, With which, like ships, they steer their courses.
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For discords make the sweetest airs.
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Her voice, the music of the spheres, So loud, it deafens mortals' ears; As wise philosophers h...
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Learn'd he was in medic'nal lore, For by his side a pouch he wore, Replete with strange hermet...
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With mortal crisis doth portend, My days to appropinque an end.
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Success, the mark no mortal wit, Or surest hand, can always hit: For whatsoe'er we perpetrate,...
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And bid the devil take the hin'most.
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Yes! ready money is Aladdin's lamp.
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Still amorous, and fond, and billing, Like Philip and Mary, on a shilling.
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Compound for sins they are inclin'd to, By damning those they have no mind to.
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For as our modern wits behold, Mounted a pick-back on the old, Much farther off, much further ...
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He could raise scruples dark and nice, And after solve 'em in a trice; As if Divinity had catc...
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Some have been beaten till they know What wood a cudgel's of by th' blow: Some kick'd until th...
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He who does not make his words rather serve to conceal than discover the sense of his heart deserve...
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For brevity is very good, Where we are, or are not understood.
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Which he by hook or crook has gather'd And by his own inventions father'd.
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I'll make the fur Fly 'bout the ears of the old cur.
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Smell a rat.
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People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio b...
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Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it, shall perish by it.
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To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
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If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
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The only living works are those which have drained much of the author's own life into them.
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Self-preservation is the first law of nature.
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.
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When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to di...
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The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anyth...
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Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them ...
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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
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The advantage of doing one's praising to oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in t...
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I went to the Bach Choir concert and heard Mozart's Requiem. I did not rise warmly to it. Then I hea...
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It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of r...
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The money men make lives after them.
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The want of money is the root of all evil.
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All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
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For most men, and most circumstances, pleasure --tangible material prosperity in this world --is the...
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A lawyers dream of heaven; every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to r...
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In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
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People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy.
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Life is one long process of getting tired.
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Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo not for a man.
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Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
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A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalid...
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A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does...
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When the righteous man truth away from his righteousness that he hath committed and doeth that which...
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
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Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.
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The only living works are those which have drained much of the author's own life into them.
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Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not carry about with him.
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We are not won by arguments that we can analyze, but by tone and temper; by the manner, which is the...
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Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
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Because they did not see merit where they should have seen it, people, to express their regret, will...
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There is but one step from the Academy to the Fad.
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
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I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
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Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging h...
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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
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To die is but to leave off dying and do the thing once for all.
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The dead should be judged like criminals, impartially, but they should be allowed the benefit of the...
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There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.
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What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer l...
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You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
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Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them be b...
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Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.
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If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wa...
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We all like to forgive, and love best not those who offend us least, nor who have done most for us, ...
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There are more fools than knaves in the world, else the knaves would not have enough to live upon.
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Eating is touch carried to the bitter end.
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The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.
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Justice is my being allowed to do whatever I like. Injustice is whatever prevents my doing so.
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Youth is like spring, an over-praised season more remarkable for biting winds than genial breezes. A...
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There are two great rules of life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that every...
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I believe that he was really sorry that people would not believe he was sorry that he was not more s...
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Life, they urge, would be intolerable if men were to be guided in all they did by reason and reason ...
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If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.
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The public do not know enough to be experts, but know enough to decide between them.
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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
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It is tact that is golden, not silence.
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Silence is not always tact, but it is tact that is golden, not silence.
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All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
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From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through eithe...
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Half the vices which the world condemns most loudly have seeds of good in them and require moderated...
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The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
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The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religi...
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A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind ...
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Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism.
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The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to ap...
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Loyalty is still the same, whether it win or lose the game; true as a dial to the sun, although it b...
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One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fightin...
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Logic is like the sword
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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond it...
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Everyone should keep a mental wastepaper basket, and the older he grows, the more things will he pro...
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He ne'er consider'd it as loth To look a gift-horse in the mouth, And very wisely would lay forth No more upon it than 'twas worth; But as he got it freely, so He spent it frank and freely too: For saints themselves will sometimes be, Of gifts that cost them nothing, free.

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