He muttered something foul and then climbed the stairs, rapping twice on Timmie’s door.<br />“Right, then, mate, terribly sorry for my unspeakable rudeness, and I do beg your pardon,”<br />he said with admirable humbleness when Timmie cracked it open. Only I could pick up the<br />slight edge to his voice as he went on. “I can only say that it was caused by my natural<br />affront to the notion of her as my sister. Since I’ll be shagging her tonight, you can<br />imagine how I’d be distressed at the thought of rogering my sibling.”<br />“You schmuck!” I burst as Timmie’s jaw dropped. “The only thing you’ll be shagging<br />tonight is yourself!”<br />“You wanted sincerity,” he countered. “Well, luv, I was sincere.