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He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
Derek Landy
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What's a Dullahan?'
'He's a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.'
'Headless?'
'Yes.'
'Seriously?'
'Yes.'
'So he has no head?'
'That's usually what headless means.'
'No head at all?'
'You're really getting hung up on this headless thing, aren't you?'
'It's just kind of silly, even for us.'
'Yet you spend your days with a living skeleton.'
'But at least he has a head.'
'True.'
'He even has a spare.
— Derek Landy
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The only thing we know for certain is that Darquesse
is
coming, and she's coming to kill us all.
— Derek Landy
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Personally, I thin knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? '
Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought!
— Derek Landy
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Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? '
Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought!
— Derek Landy
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It's not so bad."
Melancholia looked at her. "You're lying."
"I'll get used to it. So will you."
"I... I don't think I'll be able to."
"I'll be there to help when you need it."
"But I hate you."
Valkyrie smiled. "No you don't."
"No, I do. I want to kill you and stuff."
"We actually became friends in those caves."
"That's not what happened, " said Melancholia.
"We're pals. We're buddies.â€
"If my wrists weren't in shackles, my hands would be round your throat."
"You want to hug my throat because we're friends.
— Derek Landy
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