He is really nice, and now when I propose something he'll say, 'You don't really want to do that,' and I very much appreciate that he will tell me that because sometimes I just need to leave things alone.
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That's what you want for th... HEATHER THOMAS I thought, 'you're on tour leading a crazy life right now, but you've just asked me to make an album... ISOBEL CAMPBELL I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work,' because I think that just being alive is s... ANDY WARHOL i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD I feel like I should just flip out and do something crazy. It's boring when people tell me I'm reall... ALEX TURNER I always say that when I was recording with Phil Spector, he would not let me really sing, you know?... DARLENE LOVE I'm happy I have fans; obviously, they're such great people. When I'm on Twitter and Fac... DAKOTA GOYO Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even fun... JOE ROGAN Maybe he didn’t really encourage me to do things, but he didn’t prevent me from doing them eithe... 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Unfortunately he missed a penalty and he was disheartened by this. I only want to talk abou... GIACINTO FACCHETTI Maybe sometimes I'm such a thinker, I reevaluate too much. Sometimes when it comes down to it, I rea... MICHAEL CHANG There really isn't much wrong with me,' I say, 'it's just that, well, I'm not like other people; I d... SARA BAUME We can play now… just do that and that little piece of kinky thoughts… few perverts add and you ... DEYTH BANGER I have dogs, and it's no secret that I find reptiles interesting, but the thing about reptiles i... NICOLAS CAGE I will also call the companies and say, 'I really don't appreciate you sending money to people that ... WILLIAM BILLINGS I would have to say yes, just because the time I spent with him, he's such a nice person. I think he... CALVIN BRANCH Dave really is sorry, deeply sorry for the things he's done. Dave is willing to do the penance he ha... MIKE DEVINE It takes a while for me to actually want to do something. I don't find a lot of things that I really... CATHERINE KEENER You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actor... KIRSTEN DUNST I lost my dad. He lost his tomorrows and I lost all the tomorrows with him. You could say that now, ... CECELIA AHERN I believe that all men and women will be saved. PAT BUCKLEY I wish I had better insight to realize the financial strain he was under. He really wanted to help h... ANTHONY GRANT There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But ... GREG BEHRENDT Whatever you do in life will be insignificant. but it is very important that you do it because, You ... WILL FETTERS I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. ELAYNE BOOSLER I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work', because I think that just being al... ANDY WARHOL When I look at that, I don't see that. 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SEAN MILLER Once you know math really good, you will see things in a different light. It will help me financiall... LORETTA GILREATH Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really. BENJAMIN HENRY DAY I stared at him. Did he really just say that? Did he remember? The way he looked back at me, one eye... JENNY HAN I want to do something that people can really say, 'Hey, man, that was good, I'm proud of yo... BERNIE MAC I'm just trying to go out there and stop the puck. ... Sometimes things just happen instinctively; y... BRIAN BOUCHER I didn't want to pick at Micah and me until we unraveled. I wanted to leave it alone and enjoy it. I... LAURELL K. HAMILTON I think Tommy is better than he ever was. I really mean that. He throws inside now and you just can'... BOBBY COX I wish I could help you" I whisper. You are," he murmurs against my knee. "just dont leave me, ... SIMONE ELKELES
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I have an understanding about disease and the relationship to birds and animals. I won't know near a... DAVE CLAUSEN I am extremely honored that the governor appointed me, and I am going to work as hard as I can to ju... DAVE CLAUSEN To me, Herb has been like the heart and soul of the board. He is a one-of-a-kind. DAVE CLAUSEN It's never going to be perfect, but other seasons have not been widely accepted in some circles, so ... DAVE CLAUSEN One of the primary functions of the Best Truck is to take down these signs. CARL CLAUSEN They can't go out into the street. The display also cannot be in such a manner that it becomes a tra... CARL CLAUSEN It is not any violation of code. CARL CLAUSEN They have to have the permission of the property owner, and the signs can't be more than 16 square f... CARL CLAUSEN You're permitted one to a parcel. If there's more than one, we send out a notice of violation. CARL CLAUSEN He had a shaky start, then he really settled down and pitched well. GARY CLAUSEN Instead we wanted to show how deeply entrenched self-censorship has already become. TAGE CLAUSEN She was inside and rode the storm out in her attic. MIKE CLAUSEN It's been a roller coaster. That's the best way to describe it, RICK CLAUSEN They would have been pretty well insulated, but they were doing what we should complement them for d... CRAIG CLAUSEN It still really hasn't sunk in. It's surreal. LUKE CLAUSEN The question arises - would they have survived if they hadn't had any missteps in that perfect storm... CRAIG CLAUSEN It's good timing for their IPO. I think they were smart for moving now and not waiting much longer. ... CRAIG CLAUSEN This time around, the conditions are much more favorable, plus I can't believe they're chimps. They'... CRAIG CLAUSEN Number one, they have a stable leadership. The people that have been there have been there for a whi... CRAIG CLAUSEN It was really a pitcher's battle, with some really good defensive plays. It was just a really good h... GARY CLAUSEN He brings a lot of experience and has done some very good things as a coach. His resume really jumpe... GARY CLAUSEN We're very close. We've offered someone the position. We should know in the next day or two. GARY CLAUSEN Joey will be ready to play. He's a tough kid. The hand might be a little tender for a while and it c... GARY CLAUSEN The thing about Joey is that he sprays the ball. He's not just a power hitter that pulls the ball. GARY CLAUSEN Pitching should be a strength for this team. We have three guys that can throw in the mid 80s and tw... GARY CLAUSEN We've been cleared by the health department. GARY CLAUSEN We're going to open it up and consider candidates from inside the building and outside. GARY CLAUSEN It was strictly his decision. We did his evaluation before Christmas, and he said he was thinking ab... GARY CLAUSEN Actually, the money isn't even a factor in my mind. I fished this tournament just like I would have ... LUKE CLAUSEN Yesterday, every bite I got was a decent one. I'm going to change and fish some new areas [today] an... LUKE CLAUSEN I'm going to change and fish some new areas tomorrow. All I can do is go catch as many fish as I can... LUKE CLAUSEN I was pretty disappointed today. I spent all of my time in the area where I caught my fish Friday be... LUKE CLAUSEN That's the reason I'm catching bigger fish. They're on isolated beds, and I'm fishing really slow. LUKE CLAUSEN Everything I did worked. I couldn't do no wrong. I was catching some awesome fish. LUKE CLAUSEN Everything went right for me today. Everywhere I went I caught fish. LUKE CLAUSEN You're never finished with it. Every year, you get hundreds of new students, and they don't know wha... JEANETTE CLAUSEN I think the main thing is
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DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe... DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ... DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a... DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso... DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod... DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t... DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui... DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s... DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk. DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou... DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a... DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra... DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible. DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio... DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a... DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se... DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each... DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be... DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ... DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ... DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea... DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th... DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i... DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ... DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts. DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're... DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do... DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso... DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va... DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'... DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ... DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to... DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or... DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts.. Everything is ONE! DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor... DAVE BARRY I'm so alive. As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte... DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr... DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi... DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on... DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough. DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless... DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio... DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu... DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth... DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l... DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ... DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time... DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me? DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit... DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ... DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading. DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long. DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula... DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ... DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ... DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer... DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p... DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they... DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst... DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas... DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y... DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h... DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa... DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta... DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe... DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ... DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza... DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won... DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu... DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute... DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort. DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th... DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys... DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit... DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ... DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c... DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo... DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa... DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ... DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi... DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i... DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up. DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life. DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic... DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea... DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days. DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per... DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit... DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri... DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a... DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi... DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho... DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i... DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim. DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process. DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re... DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day. DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi... DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w... DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do... DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ... DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive... DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down. DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'... DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started. DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d... DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt... DAVE GROHL