He is one of the most liked person on Facebook because, instead of wasting his time on Facebook, he hones his skills.

Time heals every wounds, but Facebook reopens that healed wounds.

He could neither read faces nor books properly, because since childhood he was always on Facebook

He adds friends on Facebook, not to befriend them, but to get applause, whenever he posts his photos, comments or notes on Facebook

There are two types of Facebook Ids, real and fake: similarly there are two types of selfies, real without a phone and a fake with a phone.

Had you spent same amount of time on God, as you spend on Facebook; by now you would be talking to God, face to face.