He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
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JAY CHOU Jet Li used kung fu to break into foreign markets, Hollywood. I hope my music can do the same thing,
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DANIEL WAY If it is surely the means to the highest end we know, can any work be humble or disgusting? Will it ...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU There are certain sorts of jokes which have only to do with the substitution of the unexpected word ...
TOM STOPPARD Audiences always love kung fu. I think since Bruce Lee came to Hollywood he awoke the whole world to...
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Caius," said Kent.
And whence do you hail?"
From Bonk...
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STEPHEN KING A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST The method by which he administered this was through Gatorade,
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HUGH JACKMAN He makes fuzz come out of my bald patch!
CHARLES LINDBERGH The guys get a kick out of it. It's a small world.
FRANK CATALANOTTO T, the twentieth letter of the English alphabet, was by the Greeks absurdly called _tau_. In the alp...
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OSCAR WILDE And Father said, "Christopher, do you understand that I love you?"
And I said "Yes," because lo...
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CHRISTOPHER MOORE We've invented a way to grow the film using a slow-growth method.
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»Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Das Leben war Handeln, es gab keinen Frieden diesseits des Grabes.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE »Du hast Heiden vernichtet? Ich dachte, die Erdgeister seien wohlgesinnt.«
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IAN HART Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.
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SOURCE UNKNOWN What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.
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EDWARD BULWER-LYTTON Economy is the method by which we prepare today to afford the improvements of tomorrow
CALVIN COOLIDGE Economy is the method by which we prepare today to afford the improvements of tomorrow.
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STEPHEN WRIGHT (Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person ...
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JASON DAVIS You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the
means he uses to frighten you.
JAMES ANTHONY FROUDE You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
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MANDY MOORE Love is like nothing else on this earth, but only when it is shared with someone wonderful like you.
MANDY MOORE Tackling malaria in a country like the Central African Republic is a huge uphill battle, and my expe...
MANDY MOORE Pneumonia is a disease that often flies under the radar of not just the public but even the global h...
MANDY MOORE In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school a...
MANDY MOORE I've gone skydiving twice. I was terrified about doing it, but I wanted to overcome that. The fi...
MANDY MOORE Hope is the most exciting thing there is in life.
MANDY MOORE People who grew up watching Disney films like myself, there are films that are certain benchmarks in...
MANDY MOORE The unknown used to be really scary, just that fear of, 'What's next? What if I'm not pr...
MANDY MOORE Developing a relationship with someone you admire, who can encourage you to reach your full potentia...
MANDY MOORE There's a classic element that all good Disney movies have. It really comes down to the storytel...
MANDY MOORE I need to be more consistent about taking care of myself no matter how busy I am.
MANDY MOORE No one really gets rich doing this. A couple people do, Black Sabbath does. We don't sell any re...
THURSTON MOORE The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to wor...
MICHAEL MOORE There are two worlds we live in: a material world, bound by the laws of physics, and the world insid...
ALAN MOORE Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads.
MARIANNE MOORE I went to Cal Arts. I went to art school.
RICH MOORE I still believe the lessons I learned when I was raised in a Roman Catholic household. Like, it'...
MICHAEL MOORE Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic ...
MICHAEL MOORE Not only am I a spender, I have had a couple of business people in the past who have been spending m...
ROGER MOORE War is a perversion of sex.
ALAN MOORE If I write a crappy comic book, it doesn't cost the budget of an emergent Third World nation. When y...
ALAN MOORE Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would pr...
ALAN MOORE Language comes first. It's not that language grows out of consciousness, if you haven't got language...
ALAN MOORE To paint comic books as childish and illiterate is lazy. A lot of comic books are very literate - un...
ALAN MOORE To some degree Satanism is purely a kind of disease of Christianity. You've got to really be Christi...
ALAN MOORE In a sense, the story, or poem or verse or whatever it is you're writing, you can kind of think of i...
ALAN MOORE Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect.
ALAN MOORE Because our entire universe is made up of consciousness, we never really experience the universe dir...
ALAN MOORE Sherlock Holmes is a massive figure in people's minds. More massive than a lot of real historical ch...
ALAN MOORE I never liked guns, I hate them, I always blink before they go off.
ROGER MOORE Kim Kardashian is a major player coming off of a reality show, and nobody can turn a blind eye to wh...
SHEMAR MOORE