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As successful as Jay Leno is, Jay Leno hosting the Today' show wouldn't work.
BRUCE DUMONT Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day.
TED ALLEN This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
BURT REYNOLDS Jay (Leno) is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
BURT REYNOLDS The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.
ANGIE HARMON I think Jay Leno is fantastic.
BRIAN L. ROBERTS Stephen Colbert has such a loyal following; I don't know if it's the same with Jay Leno; he ...
LISA HANNIGAN My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now.
BARBARA UPTON God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE I did standup comedy. I opened once for Jay Leno.
ALAN COLMES I've been on 'Jay Leno,' and everyone likes Jay, but being on that show is a really bori...
HENRY ROLLINS 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give...
JAMES C. DOBSON Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me?
JOHN SHORT A week later, President Bush said his administration's response to Katrina was unacceptable. Then he...
JAY LENO You are an adult and you don't understand me and what are the differences between the adult and the ...
DEYTH BANGER Heath is not a public kind of guy and this has been rough for him. He has had to go on Oprah Winfrey...
TERRY GILLIAM There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for ones own safety i...
JOSEPH HELLER Can he sell it again? I don't know. If anybody can, he can.
BARBARA O'CONNOR Do. Then talk. In that order.
SOTERO M LOPEZ II My first acting gig was a skit for Jay Leno on 'The Tonight Show.' It was this Barbie commer...
BRIE LARSON He's got to know about personal responsibility. What happened hurt me a lot. But I want him to know ...
KIRK KENNEDY NBC's priorities are Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno, and then there's me.
CARSON DALY The same way i could live when I didnt know you, I can live without you after letting you go, But th...
DALEEN IRSHAID Everything can be adapted to get the look you want. Young girls may want to wear the tunic tops as a...
LAUREN JOHNSON I'm going to copyright myself so he can have that distinction, sell them off.
PHIL JACKSON I've performed on 'The Tonight Show' with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at th...
THOMAS F. WILSON There's not really a ban on the KIA bracelet specifically. There are regulations for wearing the...
JAMES F. AMOS It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe ...
SUI HE Since raised blood pressure is the major cause of stroke, the blood pressure lowering effect of pota...
FENG HE As a young child, I suffered from poor health. My parents encouraged me to swim, which really improv...
SUI HE I like to find old things
and I picked up that arrowhead
in tears, that broken point
...
LI HE These findings provide strong support for the recommendations encouraging the public to consume more...
FENG HE The average fruit and vegetable intake in most developed countries is about three servings per day, ...
FENG HE They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa...
HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re...
HE YAFEI The best way to resolve Sino-US trade imbalance is to expand bilateral trade cooperation. Restrictin...
HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act.
HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods.
HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ...
HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today.
HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties.
HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university.
HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have...
HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w...
HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined.
HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required.
HE CHANGCHUI Today's children are very opinionated. You have kids that only want to wear pink, or only want to we...
MIRIAM AROND I want to tell few things, I like the truth in all faces. why??
It's the truth one road and tha...
DEYTH BANGER He was excited about it. He really liked the idea [of me coaching], I think. I don't know if he thou...
CHRIS MOONEY I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks.
"It's a bit...
JOHN GREEN He loved her.
Jay Heaton, her best friend since childhood was in love with her. He didn't say i...
KIMBERLY DERTING It's better to own a black horse and make it wear a horseshoe and then sell it. It is good business ...
ABDUL MATIN It's dreadful for the staff as well, ... I am furious about everything. Incandescent. We don't want ...
ROBIN BIRLEY Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD If you can dream it, you can do it.
ENZO FERRARI Do the thing and you will have the power.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON I just read the new novel by Jay McInerney, who is a friend of mine. And I did so with great apprehe...
JULIAN BARNES He's healthy. He's probably a lot healthier now than he was a year ago at this time. He was fighting...
ERIC PRICE Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser,
PETER GOULD I am a big car enthusiast. I totally understand guys like Jay Leno who have a thousand cars. But ask...
CASEY JAMES We sell an average of one-to two a month normally, but now, since the demand, we get as many as 20-c...
DEAN JONES When I did 'The Tonight Show' and Jay Leno was still there, he was very nice but it was surr...
RODNEY ATKINS I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey....
QUEEN LATIFAH Just because he's declaring now doesn't mean he has to run. Look what happened (in the recall campai...
SHERRY BEBITCH JEFFE I now wear a Jawbone. This is a bracelet that keeps track of how I sleep, move and eat - transmittin...
RUPERT MURDOCH Why did you marry Dad, Mom?"
My mother sniffled through her nose, looked at me, then smiled. <...
MARGARET MCMULLAN He struggled early on as a sophomore offensively, but defensively he's been as smooth as any shortst...
ALLEN ROSSI Schopenhauer’s saying, that “a man can do as he will, but not will as he will,” has been an in...
ALBERT EINSTEIN Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'
BILL ENGVALL I'm good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O'Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simm...
KEVIN HART now he seems to think he can tell Renee what to do, what to wear, where to go and who to see.
KENNY CHESNEY I first started doing hidden-camera segments on 'The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.' He was the...
MICHAEL CARBONARO Now, if you asked him what he was going to do with himself, he'd tell you he guessed he might do any...
JENNIFER NIVEN Well, Jay, no, he actually doesn't always do that, ... Only when he's awake.
CURTIS BROWN I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it's a conversation piece.
HEDDA HOPPER I think it would be really wonderful if Steve Jobs renovated the house, but I don't think that's goi...
BARBARA WOOD With the DVR, I was mostly writing about it as a good thing in giving us the choice of when and how ...
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF He still can be just as dominating when he wants to. I think sometimes now, when he makes a mistake,...
CHRIS WIDGER Sometimes in golf I've got 10,000 people watching me. Cameras are easy. Doing the Jay Leno show ...
MATT KUCHAR I hope this is another wonderful experience for Jay. Everybody who works with Jay comes away happy. ...
CHUCK WOLFE Somehow in the confines in his mind, he started putting together this dream, which is how he describ...
BILL FERGUSON He's secretive by nature. It's a dumb thing for officials to do, especially someone as experienced a...
LARRY SABATO Halloween is the only day where people wear a mask. For me it is the only day to take it off.
KEVIN SCHALLER These can only be prevented with inhaled steroids. Nothing else has been shown to be as effective.
ROBERT NATHAN Even (Jay) Gibbons was saying as he came to the plate that he had never seen Tejada do that.
GREGG ZAUN I think he's a really important piece to this whole puzzle. He can play right tackle, he can play le...
JEFF STOUTLAND Jay Cutler, he's a fine quarterback, but I think at times he gets a little nicked up.
GALE SAYERS Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY I bought a Cartier nail bracelet to celebrate the fifth anniversary of my blog. It's an investme...
CHIARA FERRAGNI I can't tell you enough about Jay Cutler. He has got size, he has got strength, arm strength. He can...
BOBBY JOHNSON I wear a lot of wigs as Jacques Mesrine. He'd wear multiple wigs and take them off one at a time...
VINCENT CASSEL He is a New Jersey guy who likes country. It doesn't make sense at all, but he is a well-dressed guy...
CHRIS LONG He taught only one class: 'Unlikely Maths'. But since the time was listed as "now" and the place, "e...
PATRICK ROTHFUSS Ive loved you my whole life, I just didnt know it until now
~ANYA SUNDQUIST~ He had followed the trail left by a dead man. It was only now that he realized it might lead only to...
ANTHONY HOROWITZ You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear ...
EDITH HEAD They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it.
JAMES C. DOBSON He wiped it off because he knew immediately that it was only supposed to be saliva or perspiration.
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MARK LENO Margita Thompson has said all kinds of things in the past that have proven not to be true, ... I wil...
MARK LENO It would be highly unusual and a direct insult to the proponents of this bill and the many millions ...
MARK LENO He cannot veto the bill until it gets to his desk, ... It may not get there for a couple more weeks ...
MARK LENO [After first ducking the issue on Wednesday, Schwarzenegger surprised lawmakers with his statement.]...
MARK LENO I believe this is a governor who is a libertarian,
MARK LENO Today represents another milestone toward the fulfillment of the American dream for thousands of les...
MARK LENO Do what we know is in our hearts, ... Make sure all Californians, all California's children and fami...
MARK LENO I believe this is a governor who at his core is a libertarian on issues of social matters, ... and t...
MARK LENO The moment I started reading, I was no longer in my bedroom, no longer sad, no longer even myself.
KATRINA LENO It's what everybody is waiting for. Everybody is excited about the World Cup and I hope it gets thin...
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