He didn't ask errant questions. He asked intelligent questions.


Jerry Narron

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He doesn't really volunteer advice, he lets me ask questions,
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He asked questions at every stage of the demonstration.
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They asked all the usual questions they ask somebody.
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He is the one guy who would try to run through a wall if I asked him and not ask any questions.
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He hasn't asked. He's mentioned [the explosion]. He said it was a tragedy. [But] I don't want to pus...
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He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions.
CONFUCIUS
He who knows all the answers has not yet been asked all the questions.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
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He has answered the questions asked of him and continued to make runs for Australia.
JAMES SUTHERLAND
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They're going to ask those questions.
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Socrates, you will remember, asked all the important questions - but he never answered any of them
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The quality of a leader cannot be judged by the answers he gives, but by the questions he asks.
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Bite first, ask questions later.
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I pray to the God within me that He will give me the strength to ask Him the right questions.
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If you ask too many questions, you will find no answers, only more questions.
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You can ask some questions that might uncover it, but if you can't get to it, you can't get to it.
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I like photographers you don't ask questions.
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We ask questions, and they don't answer.
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He started asking questions and being who he is.
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I'll be back. No questions asked.
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Don't ask questions of fairy tales.
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Do not be afraid ask questions.
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Weighty Questions ask for deliberate Answers
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Don't ask a lot of questions.
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He came in every time we asked him to, no questions asked. I've known him three years now. I know hi...
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They haven't asked a lot of questions,
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There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions
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There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions.
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He preferred smart questions to smart answers.
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You should not ask questions without knowledge.
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Friends ask you questions; enemies question you.
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Do not ask questions of fairy tales
JEWISH PROVERB
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
ANONYMOUS
To get answers of life, ask questions
SUKANT RATNAKAR
Ask no questions, I tell no lies.
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You have to ask the right questions.
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He still asks questions. He doesn't think he knows everything. It's very refreshing.
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I get asked some of the same questions.
DON HOTH
She asked me a few questions. Technical things.
HERALD ALFREDO CASTILLO
Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.
BEN AARONOVITCH
He who asks questions, cannot avoid the answers
AFRICAN PROVERB
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
CAMEROON PROVERB
My dad helped me. He read me questions.
JACKSON RIOUX
He drives the meeting, asks tough questions. He likes dissent, ... Late Edition.
DON EVANS
Only ask questions that you want answers to.
JAMES YAGER
We will ask questions and demand an answer.
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Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions
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Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, ...
ANTHONY ROBBINS
Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense ...
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Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense ...
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He doesn't want to do it where he's asked questions about this by opponents, ... The nature of scien...
HECTOR AVALOS
You answered all the questions I would have asked.
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A lot of great questions were asked and answered.
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There are years that ask questions and years that answer.
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I'm a gangster, and gangsters don't ask questions.
LIL WAYNE
I'd ask her questions about why she was there and why she was with an older gentleman.
JOSEPH SPARICO
You guys ask really long questions. In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with.
SUSAN SARANDON
In examinations, those who do now wish to know ask questions of those who cannot tell.
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The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself.
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Ask the right questions if you're to find the right answers.
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Ask no questions, and you'll be told no lies.
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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
JERRY SEINFELD
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
JERRY SEINFELD
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s...
JERRY SEINFELD
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD
Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ
Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI
You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON
After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD
I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI
I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL
I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE
Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR
My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA
As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI
I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA
Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ
I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS
I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ