He carries pieces of the galaxy around in a bag

No hot guy should be allowed to have an English accent and drive a motorcycle.
Not to mention wear the leather jacket or sport the cool shades. Hot guys should be forced into footie pajamas.

The worst thing that could ever happen to Noah has happened. He's become normal.

They do make love stories for girls with black hearts after all. They go like this.

When people fall in love, they burst into flames.

I love art, and it plays a huge role in my life. It's definitely one of my greatest joys, and I'm a bit fanatical about certain painters and poets and musicians and sculptors.