He [Calvin Coolidge] looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone come and sit by me.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening