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Related Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe ... SUI HE Since raised blood pressure is the major cause of stroke, the blood pressure lowering effect of pota... FENG HE As a young child, I suffered from poor health. My parents encouraged me to swim, which really improv... SUI HE I like to find old things and I picked up that arrowhead in tears, that broken point ... LI HE These findings provide strong support for the recommendations encouraging the public to consume more... FENG HE The average fruit and vegetable intake in most developed countries is about three servings per day, ... FENG HE They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa... HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re... HE YAFEI The best way to resolve Sino-US trade imbalance is to expand bilateral trade cooperation. Restrictin... HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act. HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods. HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ... HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today. HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties. HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university. HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have... HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w... HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined. HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required. HE CHANGCHUI My father sang well, and he was a handsome man. When he walked down the street, people sometimes mis... ALAN ALDA I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian ble... LOUIE ANDERSON He was asking for an autograph. That's all he was doing. He's a fan. He wasn't being a wise guy. BRUCE REGENSTREICH When I was a kid, I looked up to an Olympian superstar. I won't mention his name but when I aske... RYAN LOCHTE He was kind of on the edge of the roof, catching his breath, ... Next thing I knew, he came floating... FRANK MILLS He just said he was so sorry that he had that on his record. He just wanted to clear his record befo... FRANKIE HARRIS You would think he was playing in his local club rather than (at) The Crucible. He used to chase aft... DENNIS TAYLOR When I was a teenager, my idol was the Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff. He's the only person I'... FERRAN ADRIA Babe was a wonderful person. He was just a big kid who loved the limelight. If 500 children were wai... ELDEN AUKER We were sitting there talking about something, when he put his arm around me. The next thing I knew,... DOLLE HAVEN Then August knew. Thomas didn’t dwell on things. Thomas was strong, and he didn’t know what it w... KRIS NOEL It took Pueblo a few seconds to take in his surroundings. The first thing he realised was that he fe... DIANNA HARDY Somehow in the confines in his mind, he started putting together this dream, which is how he describ... BILL FERGUSON God opened the door. Bruce got down on his knees and invited God into his life. You could just tell ... DALE HUDSON When he was in a game, he put his mind, body and soul into trying to win it. He was animated, but th... BILL GRANGER Well, he needed it. He was about to cry, and the next time I saw him he had a smile on his face, so ... LARRY WHEELER He did not go to his mouth. He was sweating profusely on his face. He wiped his eyebrow across his n... PHIL GARNER He was welcome everywhere he went, and was well-aware of his inability to tolerate solitude. He felt... STEFAN ZWEIG He truly loved this place; he just wanted to do his best and he knew he would fit (in). HUGH MUSCAT He didn't go to his mouth on the mound. He was simply sweating profusely on his face and was wiping ... PHIL GARNER He was always there for you, and he always had a big smile on his face. JOE MICUCCI The kid, he just looked to me like he was ready. It was time to start playing. He put his game face ... ART HOWE He was on the track team and I know the way he was running, he was running for his life. I just have... JANICE KRAYNAK His face was all bloody. He had blood coming from his nose and mouth, and he was flopping (on the gr... JULIE WILSON He was extremely excited. He had a big smile on his face. DANIEL FORD He never wanted to do anything but military. But he always had a smile on his face. It just breaks m... KAREN COOPER I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store a... SHIRLEY TEMPLE BLACK I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store a... SHIRLEY TEMPLE He was remarkably brave in battle, but he also wanted recognition for this, and was remarkably weak ... MICHAEL GRIST He said it was because he wanted to be in control of his life and he wanted to live or die on his ow... EMORY JONES III He just left my house. I (saw) a smile on his face and everything. The next thing you know, [he's] b... ARCHIE ROBINSON If he played in a system where he had to constantly have his back to the basket, he would not have b... DAVE ROGERS He exhibited tremendous intelligence. And he liked to mess around with his opponents on the track. H... LAURA HILLENBRAND He asked if we could sit in private. He had this letter. It explained his life, where he was from, h... BECKY GARLAND The whole methodology here was going to be to target Michael Bridges specifically, his likes, his di... MIKE MCINTYRE Idly, Wick wondered if he should feel insulted. Then he decided there really wasn't any room for con... MEL ODOM He was friendly as a warm bowl of soup. An affable guy, he always had a dimpled smile on his face an... JOSEPH G. PETERSON Mark was always upbeat. He was always positive. He had a smile on his face. DAN ANDERSON I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he a... SHIRLEY TEMPLE He has staked his pride on the issue, and he will want to handle that in a manner in which he thinks... ELDRED MASUNUNGURE He hasn't changed his commitment to the fundamentals of the game. He hasn't changed his commitment t... ANDY VAN SLYKE Being a cop was all he ever wanted to be, ... He was either at work, or he was doting on his son. He... PAUL ARNOLD It's been neat to watch T.J. grow from when he was a little boy to a man now. When he came here, he ... GORDON GIBBONS I don't care how often he comes to town, the kids want an autograph - even if they already have a bu... FRED NORRIS No sooner had he thought this than he realized what was anchoring his happiness. It was purpose. He ... TRENTON LEE STEWART He wanted to wake up every morning to her. Go to sleep with his body wrapped tightly around hers. He... CHRISTINE FEEHAN When the game was on the line we had Sean Singletary, and he was the best player on the floor. He pu... DAVE LEITAO My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. RODNEY DANGERFIELD I love his makeup. He brings a lot of class. He never makes excuses. He always has a smile on his fa... MITCHELL PAGE He seemed like he was hitting it from everywhere. After he hit that 3 way off the line with the guy ... MAMADI DIANE For the first time in his existence, he knew he was drowning and he wasn't thinking about survival. CHRISTINE FEEHAN There he was with this gash under his nose, his face all bloody and glass all over him, checking on ... GERRY STEMPLEWICZ He was going to split my head with an axe, ... He was berserk, he was screaming. I fired two shots i... WAYNE WEBSTER He came in my office one day and had this sheepish look on his face, like there was something on his... JEFF PYLE He was looking bad. His head was hanging, he had ice on his knee and ice on his ankle. He looked hor... PETE CARROLL He really enjoyed his racing. He knew what was going on and was a very good man to work for. He was ... JOE MERCER He had an excuse. He displaced (his palate) and entrapped his epiglottis. The next morning, it was c... MARK FROSTAD I knew he'd make it because he was so committed and dedicated to his craft. He knew what he wanted a... BOB HOPKINS He was in his favorite place doing his favorite thing. He was just too young. DAN ANDERSON When he was talking, he was lying and if he wasn't lying, he was stealing. He was just a weird and l... MICHAEL ASSAEL He gave me a hug and said he appreciated the visitors. He had a smile on his face, but he was devast... DARLEEN SIMONSEN The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on. He took a face from the ancient gallery THE DOORS The most dramatic entrance for an autograph was probably when I was in Edmonton Alberta Canada or...... BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG The horse was moaning and (Smith) was moaning, ... He looked up at me, and he had a bad look on his ... CHRIS CLARK He proved he belonged. He was the best player on the floor. ED BUTLER He was real close to his family, his friends and God. He just wanted to help people. He had a very c... GARY MACE On his face, you could see his irritation at the senator's misrepresentations. He was answering the ... KAREN HUGHES I didn’t realize that in his wish to transform me was the proof that he didn’t like me as I was,... ELENA FERRANTE Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. H... NEIL SIMON I'll miss his father-like guidance, his friendship and his yelling, because he didn't yell often but... GREG ROLLINS Colby, his last two games of his career, he scored 25 and 26 points and that was his career high ton... JASON SPEAR He well knew his mind's natural tendency to be endlessly on a thousand subjects at once, to flit fro... ERIC METAXAS He just didn't handle the track at Hobart but I knew after he worked on Monday morning he was at his... ROSS STITT I liked Yeats! That wild Irishman. I really loved his love of language, his flow. His chaotic ideas ... CHINUA ACHEBE He told me about his love for Notre Dame football and how he just wanted to make it through this gam... CHARLIE WEIS You have to respect his quickness and his speed, and the way he plays the game. Every minute he's on... DONNIE MARSH My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. RODNEY DANGERFIELD He has a great sense for the game, he has a great sense for when the opponent is off-balanced. His v... RICK CARLISLE He has three beautiful changeups - ones that I wouldn't have wanted to face when I was playing. He c... GLENN WILSON It did not feel like a big hit, but the jaw is a sensitive area. He fell on the floor holding his fa... BEN GORDON David Geffen learned early on that his voice was his most powerful weapon. He leaned that if he scre... TOM KING
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Every time you open your mouth you let men... BRUCE BURTON Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a... LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can LENNY BRUCE America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr... BRUCE JACKSON Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ... BRUCE WILLIS Conceit is God's gift to little men BRUCE BARTON In every pang that rends the heart
The Man of Sorrows had a part. MICHAEL BRUCE Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i... LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem... LENNY BRUCE Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. LENNY BRUCE The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation. BRUCE LEE It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential. BRUCE LEE