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Terry Pratchett quote: "Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?’ said Magrat plaintively. <br />‘No,’ said Granny. 'I ain’t. And stars don’t care what you wish, and magic don’t make things better, and no one doesn’t get burned who sticks their hand in a fire. If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things. What’s real, what’s not real, and what’s the difference."

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Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?’ said Magrat plaintively.
‘No,’ said Granny. 'I ain’t. And stars don’t care what you wish, and magic don’t make things better, and no one doesn’t get burned who sticks their hand in a fire. If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things. What’s real, what’s not real, and what’s the difference.


Terry Pratchett


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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence o...
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, ...
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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
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It's useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.
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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's...
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It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would muc...
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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's be...
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Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for th...
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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wron...
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If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged
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Unseen University was much bigger on the inside. Thousands of years as the leading establishment of ...
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Any true wizard, faced with a sign like 'Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We're not kiddin...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood ha...
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Siren voices tell me, 'You don't have to keep going on.' And then you think, 'I'...
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We're living in science fiction, but we don't realize it.
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She got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it.
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Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
Mort thought for...
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He's bound to have done something,” Nobby repeated.

In this he was echoing the P...
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Sometimes the crime follows the punishment, which only serves to prove the foresight of the Great Go...
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'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained...
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No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world m...
TERRY PRATCHETT
And what would humans be without love?"
RARE, said Death.
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That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is trut...
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Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly awar...
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The living often don’t appreciate how complicated the world looks when you are dead, because while...
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Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!
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I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard...
TERRY PRATCHETT
The baby boomers are getting older, and will stay older for longer. And they will run right into the...
TERRY PRATCHETT
We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we...
TERRY PRATCHETT
I regarded finding I had a form of Alzheimer's as an insult and decided to do my best to marshal...
TERRY PRATCHETT
The bravest person I've ever met was a young boy going through massive amounts of treatment for ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising a...
TERRY PRATCHETT
My advice is this. For Christ's sake, don't write a book that is suitable for a kid of 12 ye...
TERRY PRATCHETT
You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know tha...
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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouti...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Christ managed to boil down an awful lot of commandments to a few very simple rules for living. It&#...
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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage...
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And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things.
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Everybody has somebody. It could be a friend, a lover, a spouse, a writing partner, or even That One...
TERRY PRATCHETT
I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You'r...
TERRY PRATCHETT
But what's worth more than gold?"

"Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heav...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's on...
TERRY PRATCHETT
She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain th...
TERRY PRATCHETT
My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage...
TERRY PRATCHETT
There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the wo...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.
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The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.
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Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
TERRY PRATCHETT
Ginger: You know what the greatest tragedy is in the whole world?... It's all the people who never f...
TERRY PRATCHETT
There's a door."
"Where does it go?"
"It stays where it is, I think.
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Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen...
TERRY PRATCHETT
No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...
TERRY PRATCHETT
The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.
TERRY PRATCHETT
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the
cat, although in this ...
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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ...
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The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who t...
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I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said i...
TERRY PRATCHETT
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
TERRY PRATCHETT
No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a w...
TERRY PRATCHETT
At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings a...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
TERRY PRATCHETT
I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of ...
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The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle...
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She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
TERRY PRATCHETT
Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect.
TERRY PRATCHETT
The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes af...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying iso...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantasti...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo...
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The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ar...
TERRY PRATCHETT
"Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary...
TERRY PRATCHETT
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ...
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul...
TERRY PRATCHETT
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
TERRY PRATCHETT
The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then...
TERRY PRATCHETT
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l...
TERRY PRATCHETT
In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
TERRY PRATCHETT
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
TERRY PRATCHETT
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh...
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