Happiness is realizing that nothing is too important.

Love is a friendhip with erotic moments.

Everyone holds fire in their heart; All you ever need to do is to unleash that fire and let the whole world know your true potential.

I wake up and I see the face of the devil and I ask him, "What time is it?"

And he says,
How much time do you want?

I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.

Recuerden que los microbios son, junto con la desordenada codicia de los vienes ajenos, el gran motor de la Historia.