Half a crown in the bill, if you look at the waiter.

That sort of half sigh, which, accompanied by two or three slight nods of the head, is pity's small change in general society.

They just don't belong in that bill.

I was a terrible waiter.

I don't think Bill Bennett's a racist, though.

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.