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TONIGHT SHOW CARSON WRITERS
In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Joh... JEFF DUNHAM Our back line was just stout tonight, ... We played a little flat for the first ten minutes, but we ...
TIM RICHARDS
I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Ca... STEVEN WRIGHT
I've performed on 'The Tonight Show' with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at th... THOMAS F. WILSON It was all heart tonight. It was a gut-check and they came through.
BRIAN COLLINS Simon was Simon. They told me I had a very commercial look.
DEVIN JOHNSON We were just going into the studio and not trying to over- think everything. We were on a mission. S...
GITI KHALSA
My first acting gig was a skit for Jay Leno on 'The Tonight Show.' It was this Barbie commer... BRIE LARSON
But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a ... NANCY WERLIN I think the first thing I did when I was a kid was a Maxwell House Coffee commercial with George Str...
PHILIP WINCHESTER It was just seeing the devastation that was caused and what the people are going through, trying to ...
GLENN TSCHANN When I was five, I went on my first audition. It was for a Pizza Hut commercial.
HALEY JOEL OSMENT And we have special guest Paul Hackett from Ohio.
SAM ALLEN
I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that w... STEVEN WRIGHT It was nice during the break in the day just to go home and maybe sit on your couch and watch TV - j...
DANE LOOKER
We'd worked together on a Gap commercial, so I guess he'd always seen me as a contemporary young guy... ORLANDO BLOOM I got my first show at Blum & Poe because Paul McCarthy postponed his show, and they came to my ...
MARK GROTJAHN
When you're starting out, every line in a show or a commercial is like a huge success. EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI Back when I was 26 years old, I had a brain tumor. I had it removed. They told me it would never com...
KRIS BIAGIOTTI Here's the interesting part. The people who go to Everest on a regular basis, like the commercial ex...
GORDON JANOW
During this period, Japan's peaceful commercial relations were successively obstructed, primaril... HIDEKI TOJO
I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tabl... ELLEN DEGENERES There was not a classic commercial during the game, one we'll remember for years to come, but there ...
KEN YEDNOCK I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I...
JEFF GARLIN
Little Johnny's new baby brother was crying and screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd bab... UNKNOWN Orlando was the first guy I thought of because we'd done a commercial together and I just liked him ...
CAMERON CROWE This was absolutely an important win for us. We had been out of sink in our last few games. We came ...
ANTHONY CAMPANELLA I was trying for a few years to get on full-time and when the opportunity came it was great,
BRETT MILLER When you build a commercial building on a new site, you're always going to have things pop up. Somet...
BOB BISLA
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues. JIM FOWLER Coach (Mike Hackett) told me I was going to get a three, and just to knock it down. I can't explain ...
JEFF MARINIER When I came back from the East Coast from Christmas break, it wasn't like I didn't want to come back...
DWAYNE JARRETT
It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. NATALIE MERCHANT Shauna was very nervous for the preliminaries. We took an hour-long break together and I told her to...
SHANNON HOFFMANN Everyone stepped up tonight and I was just trying to get the puck to the forwards like usual and the...
BRENT CARDALI The contrast between Jack Paar and Johnny Carson was marked,
TIM BROOKS
When I first went on the 'Johnny Carson show', the band did not want me, and Carson did not ... TINY TIM
It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. NATALIE MERCHANT Tonight we just didn't show up to play. We let them control the tempo and in effect the entire game....
CONNIE JACKSON It just happened to be my night. The guys called us from downstairs from a cell phone and told us th...
JUAN DELFIN I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
VICTORIA JACKSON After 13 revisions, our commercial was finally approved. It aired in a key position Sunday, as the f...
BOB PARSONS
If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy,... MIKE BIRBIGLIA Things just haven't been going our way. It would have been a great win, but they came out on top. We...
AMY SAELENS My mom had an audition for a commercial when I was about two and a half, and I ran in crying and int...
MAE WHITMAN I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Ex...
LUKE BENWARD This win is for the other seniors who have worked hard for four years. I told them emotion would las...
DOUG PHILLIPS The catalogue of miseries seems to cry out for commercial spots and a station break: the stuff of no...
STEFAN KANFER It has nothing to do with commercial success. You cannot calculate in your head how to put the mosai...
ARTHUR COHN
The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson. DON RICKLES The increase in commercial crude (stocks) came as a surprise.
NAOHIRO NIIMURA
When you're the host of the Academy Awards, and you grew up watching Bob Hope and Johnny Carson,... BILLY CRYSTAL Mitch McConnell. Wasn't he the bandleader on Johnny Carson?
MITCH MCCONNELL Because these show are live, script pages are being switched during the program and new commercial t...
RANDY WEST When we came back from the Christmas break, there was a whole different chemistry with the guys, a w...
DAVE RYDER My first audition was for a commercial for the lottery. I didn't get it, so I hate the lottery.
KAT DENNINGS
When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny C... JIMMY FALLON I'm going to disappear, just get away from it. They made the All-Star break for a reason to get a br...
BRIAN SKINNER And they were trying to talk to him, you know, try to get him to come out or show his hands. And he ...
LISA PERRY Dave LaChapelle talked me into it, ... I thought it was going to be no big deal, probably not too ma...
DARIUS RUCKER It was most exciting when people first came up on the stage and then when they came back for the enc...
NEIL TENNANT
Richard Nixon was just offered $2 million by Schick to do a television commercial - for Gillette. GERALD R. FORD
It's no accident that Julia Child appeared on public television - or educational television, as ... MICHAEL POLLAN I haven't got any expectations of busting through pop charts, but at the same time they're certainly...
JASON DONOVAN
just heard a commercialwhich told me
Farmer John smokes his own
bacon.
now, the...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI One of my co-workers at Ralph Lauren heard about the show, and when she got back to the office, said...
CARSON KRESSLEY Tonight we stayed in the game. We didn't get down when they came back.
DARIUS MILES
In the beginning, all I wanted to do was to be a singer and a dancer. That was my real groove, my re... WESLEY SNIPES I have always made commercial music. The people who vote for the Grammy nominees are mostly in their...
AL WALSER
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improv... AMY POEHLER It sounded like someone was really trying to get in, and after that we heard glass break, so we knew...
RAGINA BARNETT Then they told us that Freddie Jackson was coming. Then they told us Keith Washington was on his way...
CATHERINE BUSH I found the (long blonde) wig in his closet just a while back. I was relieved when he told me what i...
ANDREA JOHNSEN It felt like the world was against Robbie tonight. He wasn't getting his footwork right on his shot....
JEFF HOUSTON
Go didn't like grilled cheese; she was scooping peanut butter out of the jar onto saltines. When a c... GILLIAN FLYNN I was very impressed with the kids from Community. They came ready to play from the opening whistle ...
DOUG PRICE When you put yourself in the position to have to come back like that it forces your hand. You have t...
ERIC LONG Is it nastier, or is it that I see the same negative commercial every 15 minutes? It's more in your ...
TOM O'NEIL Some of my friends just came back from a field hockey camp, and they told me to try it. We were in m...
DANA RAMSDEN Give Illinois Wesleyan credit, they hit every look for about three or four minutes. We needed to get...
ERIC BRIDGELAND They came out with butterflies. We thought it would take three or four minutes to get them out; it t...
SAM POWELL
And they just saw me on that and - from the time I was 11 until I was 12, I guess. And then when I h... BARBARA MANDRELL It was a big win for us to come back tonight when a little adversity came our way, and we responded ...
JODY JENERETTE It's a good feeling to get minutes, and that's why I came here. I was just trying to stop Yao and st...
DARKO MILICIC I feel terrible for those people. They're still trying to get their lives back together. I see it an...
LISA PIERCE I saw blood on the back of his heel when he came back from his gallop. It's fairly minor, just at a ...
RICHARD MANDELLA
Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 10... DON RICKLES
We have really harped on trying to play every possession, trying to play for 40 minutes. I think we ... BOB KNIGHT The first interview I went on I got at age 5. It was a commercial for First Federal Bank.
ERIN MORAN It's much more interactive than just watching a commercial on TV.
AIMEE SANDS You are not going to be able to watch a television show without seeing a commercial for a sleeping p...
JASON NAPODANO The best part of the event is that it is a way for parents and players to reconnect and get back tog...
ED MATHEY Tonight was a little rough, but the girls came together and came through. I think the girls were rea...
SUZANNE ALLEN I started off quite steadily, but made a slight mistake on the seventh, ... I got a huge break on th...
GARRY HOUSTON We have a lot of professional commercial pilots who come here to fly 'seat of the pants' and 'stick ...
JIM BARCLAY
My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder... 
We can speak without voice to the trees and the clouds and the waves of the sea. Without words they ... 
Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. 
Mr. President how long must women wait to get their liberty? Let us have the rights we deserve. 
The shortage of buyers, which the world is suffering from, is readily understood, not as due to peop... 
I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They ... 
Civilisation was built around wheat, around people settling down and not being nomadic. Baking is on... 
What we know about the global financial crisis is that we don't know very much. 
The conscience of children is formed by the influences that surround them; their notions of good and... 
A great man is one who leaves others at a loss after he is gone. 
Each one of my budgets has taken a meat axe to foreign aid, because I think we ought to quit sending... 
Does the owner of the restaurant own his restaurant? Or does the government own his restaurant? 
I think public awareness of how good vaccines are for kids and how they are good for public health i... 
Naples is curiously chaotic and, if I'm honest, a bit dilapidated. It certainly has a 'lived... 
How did we win the election in the year 2000? We talked about a humble foreign policy: No nation-bui... 
There is nothing wrong with describing Conservatism as protecting the Constitution, protecting all t... 
When the federal government spends more each year than it collects in tax revenues, it has three cho... 
Exploiting people's emotions of fear, envy and anxiety is not hope, it's not change, it'... 
For the most ambitious young people, the corporate ladder is obsolete. 
Shadow is a colour as light is, but less brilliant; light and shadow are only the relation of two to... 
A winner never whines. 
We'll lose more species of plants and animals between 2000 and 2065 than we've lost in the l... 
If one takes pride in one's craft, you won't let a good thing die. Risking it through not pu... 
Baking can be done with a few simple ingredients, so it's about simplicity and nostalgia - peopl... 
When it comes to wildfires, 2013 wasn't a good year, which is why I'm especially proud that ... 
Immigration is one of the leading contributors to population growth. 
The universe is built on a plan the profound symmetry of which is somehow present in the inner struc... 
There are souls which fall from heaven like flowers, but ere they bloom are crushed under the foul t... 
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. 
Winter is a season of recovery and preparation. 
When I was in the Peace Corps I never made a phone call. I was in Central Africa; I didn't make ... 
When I started writing, I did have some idealised notion of my dad as a writer. But I have less and ... 
As a child I found railroad stations exciting, mysterious, and even beautiful, as indeed they often ... 
The British are coming. One if by land, two if by sea. 
A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. 
Things changed with the discovery of neutron stars and black holes - objects with gravitational fiel... 
I love Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath and Guns N' Roses and AC/DC. 
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Real change occurs from the bottom up; it occurs person to person, and it almost always occurs in sm... 
I can still remember the feel in my hand of that most wonderful American coin ever minted, a nickel ... 
Since I do not believe that there should be different recommendations for people living in the Bronx... 
The human rights community has focused very narrowly on political and civil rights for many decades,... 
Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from ... 
I thought I was a hippie, bro. I wore Birkenstocks every day. I went to a Christian high school, so ... 
Love is a spendthrift, leaves it arithmetic at home, is always in the red. 
Idleness is many gathered miseries in one name. 
My family is delighted every time I cook maitake. Our taste buds awaken in anticipation of its rich,... 
I can take pot or leave it. I got busted in Japan for it. I was nine days without it and there wasn&... 
And if small businesspeople say they made it on their own, all they are saying is that nobody else w... 
I used to say in the cabinet room, 'confidence is not like a can of Popeye spinach - you can'... 
I read every book about Buster Keaton and Chaplin to see how they worked - it's all about dedica... 
There's something magical about film, it's the ultimate for me, because it's kind of per... 
If you look on the fungal genome as being soldier candidates protecting the U.S. as our host defense... 
As Americans, we have traditionally been the optimists sporting the 'can-do' attitude. But w... 
I'm not the least bit polished, I come from a blue collar background and I never thought I could... 
It rarely adds anything to say, "In my opinion" -- not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only y... 
A universe that came from nothing in the big bang will disappear into nothing at the big crunch. Its... 
You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: ... 
Politics isn't about big money or power games; it's about the improvement of people's lives 
I'm a science guy. I'm a geek. I love geology and botany and marine science. I thought maybe... 
Our border security is laughable. 
There's a little war in progress here. There won't be anything left of the place if it goes on at th... 