Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!
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May your 'Ha Ha' moments be equivalent to your 'Ah Ha' moments.
GLEN THOMAS PILLOW ... Where did you go?”
“Down below.”
“Ugh,” she said. “I’ve hear...
ANN AGUIRRE Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
DAN CASTELLANETA HA HA HA HA HA! I, Penelope…
RICHARD ROBERTS Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that d...
STEPHEN WRIGHT I put in 8.5 gallons, cost me $8.41. So that's the way I buy gas. ha, ha, ha.
LARRY BEHRENDT Yes, cower! If you simpletons truly understood what you have just seen, you would be down on your kn...
RICHARD ROBERTS Too many people buy things they don't even need, with money they don't even have, to impress people ...
ALI-AZRI HASSAN I am woman, hear me roar.
HELEN REDDY I am woman, hear me roar
HELEN REDDY Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'.
ERNST HAAS I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha!
BRANDON SANDERSON The way those hippies look, you can't tell the boys from the girls! Ha ha ha! I saw a girl yesterda...
SENATOR LONG Hi," I return, gesturing to the fish. "Nice catch."
"Yeah. I'm kind of impressed with myself. I...
SOPHIE JORDAN Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
MATT GROENING Funny peculiar, or funny ha-ha?
IAN HAY The first album I bought was the Spice Girls, ha ha.
RITA ORA Ha ha ha ha!
Tee-hee-hee!
Mwa-ha mwa-ha!
Kee kee kee!
Ho ho ho ho!
Haw-he...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Music do I hear?Ha, ha! keep time: how sour sweet music is,When time is broke and no proportion kept...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an ho...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hou...
LENNY BRUCE Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!
LEMONY SNICKET Come live, and be merry, and join with me,To sing the sweet chorus of 'Ha ha he!'
WILLIAM BLAKE Duncan Gray cam here to woo,
Ha, ha, the wooing o't!
On blithe Yuletide when we were fou,
...
ROBERT BURNS When he gets up there they go this old guy's gonna pitch to me, ha ha, they kind of make fun of him ...
JACKIE BROWN Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem....
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in a...
LENNY BRUCE Ha ha ha! She's another one of those 16-year-old actresses, and she's making an album. Like, NO!
RED WINGS Jace slammed his hand down on the stele. “Clary-“
“She said she doesn’t want it,” sai...
CASSANDRA CLARE I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that B...
BOB MARLEY I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW...
BOB MARLEY My father was a great sympathizer of Ahad Ha'am. Every Friday night we would read Hebrew togethe...
NOAM CHOMSKY It is neat to watch something come alive in the (students') eyes, like the 'ah-ha' moment, ... That ...
JEFF EVANS What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?
IAN HAY (PSEUDONYM OF MAJOR JOHN HAY BEITH) Someone said I wasn't attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Th...
ALLISON JANNEY Surely I am Allah, there is no god but I, therefore serve Me and keep up prayer for My remembrance. ...
QURAN Aha!"
My chaperone looked at me like I should aha! back, but all I could m...
LEMONY SNICKET Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto
JULIA GREGSON Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I ha lost my reputation, I ha lost the immortal part of mysel...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Apart from some of the videos and haircuts, I don't think I've made any wrong moves, ha ha!
GEORGE MICHAEL You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.”
“It didn’t come ...
ILONA ANDREWS Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight ove...
RICK RIORDAN Nunca la conoceré del todo.
Pero me necesita, me ha elegido.
ERNESTO SABATO There is a close relationship between the "ha-ha" of humor and the "aha!" of discovery
ROGER VON OECH Like the time I threw out Pete Murphy of Bauhaus for saying those six immortal words to Slim when he...
PETER HOOK Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredicta...
IKE TURNER El Comunismo no sólo ha fallado en promover la libertad humana, también ha fallado en producir com...
HAMLET GARCIA Sólo ha pasado una cosa importante durante los últimos tres días, y es que nada ha pasado".
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I hav...
BILL HICKS Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.
TORI AMOS If you feel suddenly so anxious for laugh, then it's too late to find ha-ha in dictionary.
TOBA BETA There's that moment in which you look at what's come across the table and say, 'Ah ha.' This is goin...
ERIC STONE Dear Rocky,
Here I am taking my pencil in my hand to say hello, hoping you are in the bes...
ROCKY GAMEZ He slid his stele across the table toward her. "Use it." "No," Clary said, and pushed the stele back...
CASSANDRA CLARE Won it at bingo. Ha!
HARRY KAMPENGA What would politics be without its own particular peculiar sense of humour, even if it is not quite ...
LINO SPITERI Así, pues, le dije:
—Ya sabes, Tom, que no sirvo ni para limpiarte los zapatos. Pero no impo...
MARK TWAIN He saith among the trumpets, Ha, ha; and he smelleth the battle afar off, the thunder of the captain...
BIBLE I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the begin...
ADAM DEVINE I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore, and I know too much to go back and pretend.
HELEN REDDY We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. ...
ATTICUS SHAFFER I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or...
BIL KEANE I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-h...
SARA BLAKELY E' strano, ma quando si ha paura di qualcosa, e si darebbe tutto per rallentare il tempo, quest'ulti...
J.K. ROWLING The same sensations that you get in heavy metal are in horror movies. Heavy metal sounds evil and ho...
KIRK HAMMETT Ha. "Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Desde el siglo XVI ha entrado la humanidad toda en un proceso gigantesco de unificación, que en nue...
JOSé ORTEGA Y GASSET Let me play the lion too: I will roar that I will do any man's heart good to hear me; I will roar th...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Let me play the lion too: I will roar that I will do any man's heart good to hear me. I will roar th...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I suppose there's a child inside me who wants to get out, ... A little baldy child with a beard. Ha!
BRIAN JACQUES It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life."
Oh, my God, I was so badas...
JAMES PATTERSON "La vida me ha dado la oportunidad de amar a tal grado que yo no soy importante
ERNESTINA SODI MIRANDA La vita è preziosa solo perché ha un fine
RICK RIORDAN In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch th...
RICK RIORDAN Let's see, I think the first thing we gotta to do is obviously, like you guys were expecting, is we ...
LARS ULRICH Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me."
"Say 'please.'"
"Don...
J.K. ROWLING The fans are really into it and it kind of pumps you up. And if you get ahead of them, you can look ...
DONNIE EDWARDS Puede perder cosas materiales pero nunca podrá perder su maestría, lo que se ha aprendido, la pers...
JACK CANFIELD ¿Quién ha dicho que sólo pueden hacernos sufrir los malvados?
ERNESTO SABATO Uno cree las cosas porque ha sido acondicionado para creerlas.
ALDOUS HUXLEY When I was at high school, I thought it'd be nice to go into Air Force Academy and fly jets, but...
EMILY ROBISON Just because a person didn't admit that something had changed didn't mean it hadn't happened.
JODI PICOULT Listen, I am such a nerd. I'm not one of those girls that goes, 'Ha, ha, hee, hee. I'm a...
MILA KUNIS I still juice today. Ha ha, so I know it's important. We need whatever help we can get our hands on,...
MCCOY TYNER El temps no s'alenteix quan ha de venir alguna cosa desagradable.
J.K. ROWLING I read for the 'ah-ha's,' the information that makes a light bulb go off in my mind. I w...
ZIG ZIGLAR Some so-called 'jazz purists' are critical of me using strings instead of just a trio, and I say to ...
DIANA KRALL Like “love,” “hope” is one of those ridiculously disproportional words that by all rights sh...
JIM BUTCHER HARRY DRESDEN—WIZARD Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations. Consulting. Advice. Reasonable R...
JIM BUTCHER You'll get in," Quince assures me, proving once again that he can read my mind, even without a magic...
TERA LYNN CHILDS Got your text,” he said when I climbed out. “How much did it hurt?”
“Not at all,” I s...
KELLEY ARMSTRONG Ke$ha is her art; there is no curtain you peel back to find the real person. And with Ke$ha, you nev...
BENNY BLANCO La curiositat no és un pecat […]. Però ha d'anar acompanyada de prudència.
J.K. ROWLING Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work
HOMER SIMPSON Que la grandeza requiere sufrimiento ha sido una lección difícil de aprender.
KRISTIN CASHORE In hell there is no retention.
[Sp., Quien ha infierene nula es retencio.]
CERVANTES (MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA) I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it t...
ALAN MOORE I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try...
HAL SPARKS ¿Cómo es el refrán? ¿Karma Sutra: ¿El destino te ha follado en todo tipo de modos creati...
LINDA KAGE Why does nothing change, even when you set out for a faraway place?
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JIM BUTCHER Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you ar...
JIM BUTCHER Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.
JIM BUTCHER You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're i...
JIM BUTCHER See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.
JIM BUTCHER I took a moment to study the wards. They were a smooth patchwork of enchantment, probably the result...
JIM BUTCHER There were guns on the coffee table. Like, a lot of them, broken out on cloths, being cleaned, leane...
JIM BUTCHER There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.
JIM BUTCHER On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make th...
JIM BUTCHER But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just becau...
JIM BUTCHER I am disturbed by the presence of inordinate levels of coincidence
JIM BUTCHER She pressed the rest of her clothes into my hands and said, "Don't do anything weird with them."
JIM BUTCHER You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.
JIM BUTCHER There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic.
JIM BUTCHER All things pass in time. We are far less significant than we imagine ourselves to be. All that we ar...
JIM BUTCHER Isana stared at Gaius for a moment. Then she said, "How can you live with yourself?"
The ...
JIM BUTCHER The world always thinks that the destruction of a physical vessel is victory,” he said quietly. �...
JIM BUTCHER beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.
JIM BUTCHER You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.
JIM BUTCHER Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday.
JIM BUTCHER Molly blinked, then looked at Thomas and said, "Wait a minute.... We're his flunkies."
"Y...
JIM BUTCHER Pansy," Murphy sneered.
Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk li...
JIM BUTCHER You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know...
JIM BUTCHER Let's get something clear up front. I'm not Harry Dresden. Harry's a wizard. A genuine, honest-to-go...
JIM BUTCHER Karrin, eh?" Thomas asked.
I nodded. "She's real serious about order. A man dying, she ca...
JIM BUTCHER I realized then what had happened.
She had turned us--all of us, except for Mouse--into g...
JIM BUTCHER Lea stood upon a fallen log ahead of us, staring ahead. Mouse walked up to her.
Gggrrrr r...
JIM BUTCHER A bolt of warmth, fierce with joy and pride and gratitude, flashed through me like sudden lightning....
JIM BUTCHER Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evapor...
JIM BUTCHER A second later the door opened and Murphy glared up at me, blue eyes bright and cold. "Get more away...
JIM BUTCHER Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with styl...
JIM BUTCHER I wish I worried about my uncle's opinions, and had problems to work out with my mom. Hell, I'd sett...
JIM BUTCHER Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head.
JIM BUTCHER Stop," Kincaid said in a calm voice. "Unclench."
"Unclench what?" Murphy demanded.
"Unclen...
JIM BUTCHER Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey m...
JIM BUTCHER And it's deadly to us. We can inspire lust, but it's just a shadow. An illusion. Love is a dangerous...
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