Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.