guess what they want for a new four-door Chevy?

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

We're more effective than birth control pills.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.