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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
BIBLE Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
BIBLE Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life.
JEREMY THORPE This is my commandment, that ye love one another, even as I have loved you. Greater love hath no m...
BIBLE The Bible tells me that no greater love has a man than to lay down his life for his friends. John Ke...
MAX CLELAND Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON Some religions draw by force of arms; He would draw by force of love. The attraction would not be Hi...
FULTON J. SHEEN Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won...
HELEN ROWLAND Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won...
HELEN ROWLAND No one has a greater asset for his business than a man's pride in his work.
HOSEA BALLOU I say that no man can be greater than the man who bravely and heroically sacrifices his life for the...
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL A man's worth is no greater than his ambitions.
MARCUS AURELIUS No man can ever be greater than his loftiest thoughts.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Get this, kids - how a man proposes isn't what makes him romantic. It's how a man purposes t...
ANN VOSKAMP A man cannot lay down the right of resisting them that assault him by force, to take away his life.
THOMAS HOBBES No love is greater than that of a father for His son.
DAN BROWN Who hath a Wolfe for his mate, needes a Dog for his man.
GEORGE HERBERT That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Holiness provokes hatred. The greater the holiness, the greater the human hostility toward it. It se...
R.C. SPROUL If a man say, 'I love God,' and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his...
JOHN THE APOSTLE Without friends the world is but a wilderness. There is no man that imparteth his joys to his friend...
FRANCIS BACON Without friends the world is but a wilderness. There is no man that imparteth his joys to his friend...
FRANCIS BACON SR. There is no true love save in suffering, and in this world we have to choose either love, which is s...
MIGUEL DE UNAMUNO There is no true love save in suffering, and in this world we have to choose either love, which is s...
MIGUEL DE UNAMUNO A wise man learns more from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
BALTASAR GRACIAN Often a very old man has no other proof of his long life than his age.
SENECA A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
BALTASAR GRACIáN A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
BALTASAR GRACIAN A man always wants his friends to be a little in love with his beloved too.
CARLENE BAUER Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink...
BIBLE A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal ...
THEODORE ROOSEVELT A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square dea...
THEODORE ROOSEVELT Happy is the man whose deeds are greater than his learning
MIDRASH Man tends to increase at a greater rate than his means of subsistence.
CHARLES DARWIN Man tends to increase at a greater rate than his means of subsistence
CHARLES DARWIN A man is rich whose income is larger than his expenses, and he is poor if his expenses are greater t...
JEAN DE LA BRUYèRE When the sacredness of one's word is matched in the attributes of his character throughout, all ...
ORISON SWETT MARDEN Every ill man hath his ill day.
GEORGE HERBERT He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of Man hath not where to lay ...
BIBLE Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular all his life long.
ROBERT BURTON Man... hath by nature a power
.... to preserve his property - that is, his life, liberty, and es...
JOHN LOCKE It is a good man who stands up for his friends, but an honorable man who stands up for his enemies.
VIOLET HABERDASHER That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. -The Two G...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer tha...
BIBLE When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I'll lay my life," said he, "s...
PLUTARCH If God created everything, and if man is created in God's image, and if man can dream a fate greater...
MICHAEL ANTHONY The right of nature... is the liberty each man hath to use his own power, as he will himself, for th...
THOMAS HOBBES If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profit, is ready to lay down his life in the face ...
CONFUCIUS Three things tell a man: his eyes, his friends and his family.
BRIAN JOHNSON All that glisters is not gold; Often have you heard that told; Many a man his life hath sold; ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for tre...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Man hath his daily work of body or mind Appointed.
JOHN MILTON The life of man is of no greater importance to the universe than that of an oyster.
DAVID HUME A man fighting for his life.
TOM O'CONNOR No one can destroy a man than his deeds.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA “Three things tell a man: his eyes, his friends and his favorite quotes.”
QUOTES DADDY He that hath love in his brest, hath spurres in his sides.
GEORGE HERBERT All that glisters is not gold.Often you have heard that told:Many a man his life hath soldBut my out...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The life of a good man is a continual warfare with his passions.
SAMUEL RICHARDSON I AM the man that hath seen affliction by the rod of his wrath.
BIBLE The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and lov...
PEARL BAILEY An honourable man is fair even to his enemies; a dishonourable man is unfair even to his friends!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE A man enrich his community. A man teach and display leadership qualities for his children. A man by ...
CARLOS WALLACE God hath thus ordered it, that we may learn to bear one another’s burdens; for no man is without f...
THOMAS à KEMPIS What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, ...
WILLIAM BLAKE Man has no greater enemy than himself.
FRANCESCO PETRARCH And Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of...
BIBLE A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country
EDGAR WATSON HOWE A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country.
E. W. HOWE She gets a man who will love her completely and faithfully. She gets a man who will not only save he...
QUINN LOFTIS No one has a greater asset for his business than a man's pride in his work.
MARY PARKER FOLLET No one has a greater asset for his business than a man's pride in his work.
HOSEA BALLOU A true man loves his enemies as much he loves his friends.
SANTOSH KALWAR He that hath knowledge spareth his words: and a man of understanding is of an excellent spirit.
BIBLE He who attends to his greater self becomes a great man, and he who attends to his smaller self becom...
MENCIUS He who attends to his greater self becomes a great man, and he who attends to his smaller self becom...
MENCIUS They talk of a man betraying his country, his friends, his sweetheart. There must be a moral bond fi...
JOSEPH CONRAD There is no greater folly in the world than for a man to despair.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES Can any man sacrifice is life for his fellow man?
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and lov...
PEARL BAILEY Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich m...
STANESS JONEKOS The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his to...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for tre...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for tre...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. -Much Ado ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE A dose of adversity is necessary for man to know his true friends.
MUHAMMED HAIDER The more a man can forget, the greater the number of metamorphoses which his life can undergo, the m...
SOREN KIERKEGAARD An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.
OSCAR WILDE Greater even than the pious man is he who eats that which is the fruit of his own toil; for scriptur...
THE TALMUD No man is responsible for his father. That was entirely his mother's affair.
MARGARET TURNBULL No man can mortgage his injustice as a pawn for his fidelity.
EDMUND BURKE A fanatic is a deeply religious man with no love in his heart
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA A man in all the world's new fashion planted,
That hath a mint of phrases in his brain.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE There is no greater distance than that between a man in prayer and God.
IVAN ILLICH A man who wishes to make his way in life could do no better than go through the world with a boiling...
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