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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love
ALBERT EINSTEIN Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
FRENCH PROVERB Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
ISAAC NEWTON Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. -Albert Einstein.
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GARY F EVANS... Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in t...
ALBERT EINSTEIN The people at the Chicago Tribune should be held responsible for this piece of crap,
NEIL YOUNG Not only will you be held accountable for the things you do, but you will be held responsible for th...
KARL G. MAESER I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.
BRUCE WILLIS I'm not blaming anyone in particular, but whoever in the government is responsible for this has to b...
AL LASSO They can be held personally responsible. Liens can be placed against their homes and cars.
CHARLES WALKER I refuse to be held responsible for bringing back a wave of pasty-faced people into the world.
BRIAN MOLKO Michael Jackson should be held responsible for what he did,
RON ZONEN It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.
MOLIERE It's like a kind of milestone. Now, when this is done, we can focus on making sure the people respon...
MARCIE WILLIAMS Falling in love is like getting hit by a truck and yet not being mortally wounded. just sick to your...
JACKIE COLLINS Jesus is fiction. The Church is fooling the people -- and must be held responsible.
LUIGI CASCIOLI I'm falling in love. I am in love. and it's not with Xander, though I do love him. I'm sure of that,...
ALLY CONDIE You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
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made
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but she was walking back and fort...
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ANONYMOUS Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast...
ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
ANONYMOUS Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted ...
ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al...
ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
ANONYMOUS Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
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