Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

This has been the single most effective theft deterrent system installed in vehicles.

There are men so incorrigibly lazy that no inducement that you can offer will tempt them to work; so eaten up by vice that virtue is abhorrent to them, and so inveterably dishonest that theft is to them a master passion.

A thief believes everybody steals.

He who holds the ladder is as bad as the thief

A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber's face