Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!