Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.

[A] quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business."

(The Record Lie)

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)