Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

The paradox about narcissism is that we all have this streak of egotism. Eighty percent of people think they're better than average.

Paradox reconciles all contradictions.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. (Mr. Dumby, Act III)

I'm a jaded idealist. It's a paradox, but that's what ministry is all about, ... I wouldn't say these things about Ironwood if I didn't believe it.