Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison

Promptness is the soul of business

Everything's complicated, even those things that seem flat in their bleakness or sadness.

My boyfriend is named Percocet," I say. "We're very close. I even went to Europe with him last summer.

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.