Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.


Mae West

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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
HELEN GURLEY BROWN
good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere
HELEN GURLEY BROWN
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Julia had been very very good for a very long time, and the funny thing about that was, if you're to...
LEV GROSSMAN
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
TALLULAH BANKHEAD
Some girls go out with mom, go dress shopping, have a good time and make a day of it. Girls that com...
DIANNE JACOB
It will be good for our girls to go against the best.
JEN AMASINO
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Good girls hold their heads high by daylight,
Their grace and their virtue soaring with kites,...
ANNA GODBERSEN
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
TALLULAH BANKHEAD
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
TALLULAH BANKHEAD
Well girls, shall we go?
DANA X BIBLE
Our girls have their confidence back. Now we're hoping to go play good tennis in Maryland.
DAN SILVERSTEIN
I always go for confident girls!
KENNY WORMALD
There were two types of girls, the fast girls and the honorable girls with the bad reputations becau...
ANTON LAVEY
Playing good girls in the 30s was difficult, when the fad was to play bad girls. Actually I think pl...
OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND
I just told the girls to go all out.
JAMIE WINKLER
The attitude has been good during a trying week. We've had good practices. The girls will be ready t...
CHAD OLSON
The West Bloomfield girls are just digging machines. Our girls would crank the ball, but West Bloomf...
YVETTE MCKAY
People see Archie Bunker everywhere. Particularly girls-poor girls, rich girls, all kinds of girls a...
CARROLL O'CONNOR
Bigger girls go faster in the wind; lighter girls go better in the calm. Around 57kg is the ideal we...
BRYONY SHAW
It is impossible to live without hardship. The hardship of daily trifles, Ashely explains, ever accu...
JUSTIN GO
It is impossible to live without danger, Ashley explains. The danger is always there, the hazard of ...
JUSTIN GO
I would prefer to die than to be depressed for depression can hurt you everyday and it'll last for a...
CEDRIC GO
Mean girls go far in high school. Kind women go far in LIFE.
MANDY HALE
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the gi...
LEONARDO DICAPRIO
We can talk about things girls go through sometimes.
HANNAH HILLIBUSH
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad g...
DAVID NIVEN
It was terrible out there. I felt bad for the girls. They'd kick the ball and it would only go about...
MATT ANDERSON
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the gi...
LEONARDO DICAPRIO
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
I'd go out to a club, and girls would scream out 'let me see your dick!' It was tough at times, but ...
MARK WAHLBERG
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad g...
DAVID NIVEN
It's beyond the pale. It's bad enough for the women and girls who go through it, but for the people ...
DENISE COCCIOLONE
The best thing you've ever done for me…is to help me take my life less seriously…’cuz its only...
INDIGO GIRLS
Every five years or so, I look back on my life and I have a good laugh.
INDIGO GIRLS
The hardest to learn was the least complicated.
INDIGO GIRLS
With all the blood newly dried in the desert, can we not fertilize the land with something else?
INDIGO GIRLS
And even I have got to laugh at me.
INDIGO GIRLS
yeah but what it takes to cross the great divideseems more than all the courage I can muster up insi...
INDIGO GIRLS
Whatever happened to anyone else could happen to you and to me - And the end of my youth was the pos...
INDIGO GIRLS
Your actions will follow you full circle around.
INDIGO GIRLS
I know I’m small in a way, but I know I’m strong.
INDIGO GIRLS
The flesh is strong, my spirit's stronger.
INDIGO GIRLS
yeah but what it takes to cross the great divide
seems more than all the courage I can muster up...
INDIGO GIRLS
I know I’m small in a way, but I know I’m strong.
INDIGO GIRLS
The best thing you've ever done for me…is to help me take my life less seriously…’cuz its only li...
INDIGO GIRLS
How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST
bad girls of breast cancer.
BARBARA BRENNER
Some girls cannot go to school because of the child labor and child trafficking.
MALALA YOUSAFZAI
We came out strong from the start. The girls were just ready to go.
WENDY ANAE
there's good girls out there but at the same time there's alot of BAD BITCHS !!
BLANCO VANDAM
We knew Model was a good team and were going to be able to go on some runs, but our girls played tou...
ALLEN PRITCHETT
At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when ...
UNKNOWN
There will be a learning curve, but the girls are enthusiastic and ready to go.
WILL JONES
Our girls were not afraid to go up against them in the races and swim.
JASON HAFNER
I told the girls I wouldn't let it fall apart and go away.
ANDY HALLETT
I'm pretty good with talking to girls if I have an introduction, but I'm the worst at trying...
BRYAN GREENBERG
Go West, young man! Go West.
JOHN L.B. SOULE
When the house is on fire good girls have to get out as well as the bad ones
JOHN PIERPONT MORGAN
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Our girls ran well - East Peoria is a good team. But we'll have someone to go after next week. It's ...
GENE JONES
If girls are interested, they have the potential to go further, ... There are still lingering stereo...
SALLY RIDE
Nothing wrong with having pretty girls around, it always makes the day go faster,
VINCE VAUGHN
I just told the girls that they better stop that No. 23 (Flores) because she was hot and she's their...
DIANE MORGAN
If you can ride the subway for $2 and go everywhere, then I guess 25 cents to go to the bathroom isn...
SCOTT REEVES
It was a special occasion for the girls. In the old time, girls were not able to be seen. It was the...
ANDY WANG
We have a lot of girls who go out there and just bust their butts. It showed (against Centerburg) wh...
CONNIE ALLEN
Girls at war opt for a quieter cruelty than fistfights and drive-by shootings. Girls circumvent the ...
JILLIAN LAUREN
As I go back and listen, the other girls weren't singing quite like I was.
WANDA JACKSON
We don't go for records. That's one thing about our girls, they are so unselfish.
JAMES GREER
I'm really pleased with the team. They girls are all learning new skills and improving individually....
AMBER GUNNOE
Those girls are good. Our girls played well, but they were tired.
LUKE POORE
Seeing the transformation in Aaron made me wonder how it would feel to have someone-even a not-so-ni...
POLLY SHULMAN
It is time for someone as powerful as Barack Obama to compare the girls of Chibok to his own daughte...
OBIAGELI EZEKWESILI
A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven
BOETHIUS
They do make love stories for girls with black hearts after all. They go like this.
JANDY NELSON
Paranormal romance gives me the opportunity to explore love outside of its traditional boundaries. C...
STEPHANIE DRAVEN
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than...
KENNY CHESNEY
We need to go everywhere. There is not one county in this state, I don't care how far west you go, t...
HOWARD DEAN
I like both athletic girls and girly girls. It depends on their personality. I like girls who can go...
JOSH HUTCHERSON
I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud.
DAVID BECKHAM
That was the girls' best meet. To go up against Newton North and do so well, I was impressed.
KARISSA CAREY
As I go back and listen, the other girls weren't singing quite like I was.
WANDA JACKSON
Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than...
KENNY CHESNEY
Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. there is absolutely no woman finer than...
KENNY CHESNEY
Boys are found everywhere on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running arou...
ALAN BECK
That's a good win and definitely a good way to head into the West Frankfort tournament this weekend....
ERIC DIXON
I'm not going to assume anything over anybody. It's girls basketball, on any given day it can go any...
AMY LEONARD
It shook our girls. This was good medicine for our girls to get back on the basketball floor again.
GARY BRUNNER
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
BOB GIBSON
A great catch is like watching girls go by, the last one you see is always the prettiest.
BOB GIBSON
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
BOB GIBSON
If you want to go east, don't go west
RAMAKRISHNA
I get nervous around girls for the first time. Once I'm in, I can take the reins and go. It'...
JENSEN ACKLES
I do not think direct experience is always necessary to act, but I believe that sometimes you have t...
GO AH-SUNG

More Mae West

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST
So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST
I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST
When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST
I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST
You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine
MAE WEST
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
MAE WEST
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
MAE WEST
Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
MAE WEST
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
MAE WEST
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
MAE WEST
Sex is emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit ...
MAE WEST
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST
You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two on the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST
It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
MAE WEST
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST
Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST
There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST
You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
MAE WEST
I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST
[Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST
[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST
Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
MAE WEST
Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST
Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST
Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last
MAE WEST
Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
MAE WEST
I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
MAE WEST