Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I love being on the water, wakesurfing and wakeboarding. I'm not thinking about golf. I'm just wondering if my cooler's got enough ice to make it through the day.

At Pebble Beach, even on your good shots, you've got to hit it to the correct side of the holes to save pars.

Journalism is a team sport. Writing novels is golf: it's you and the ball.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.